So that's how one gets delivered from evil
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2026
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I'll deliver you from evil if you ride me furiously, and let me ferociously feast upon your genitals, in jest of course (oral sex+++++)!
I genuinely had a major psychological problem for two years after seeing this which aided in my disassociation with my body in the wake of my MKULTRA programming.
Normally, I just open my apartment door and masturbate in quiet, but noticeable passing while the delivery driver brings the package to my door. 9/10 times, when it's a woman of any sex, they participate, but it's 3/10 men that participate, and 1/10 of women call the cops, 3/10 of men, and 3/10 of men try to whoop your ass. That is honest gonzo reporting, right there.
This is from 2018.
Nobody else getting tired of bots posting shit without even a source?
The man was cleared too.
I knew it was pretty old.
Nothing is stopping you from blocking VetOfTheSeas
If you dislike the Posts/Comments of a community or account, you should just block it and save yourself the stress.
If there's anything that I value most in my shitposts, it's timeliness and accuracy. Now, I feel doubt creeping in... is horse plinko maybe not a real game?!
Hurry up and ask Midjourney to create a video of it before the bubble pops!
Just a wild shot in the dark, but you may enjoy trying ComfyUI, mage / video / audio generation and other fun AI stuff locally. (Download models from civitai or huggingface
Strongly recommend Docker. Getting the system configured can be a booger. Using an image is a lot easier.
(I've been playing with it recently and kinda love it right now, hence my eagerness to share)
A good GPU has a big impact on usability / quality
Getting hit always carries a chance of death.
Another tragic case was a British boy getting hit by a bouncer(lightly) and just dying.
A person I know talks about how driving bicycles without helmets is very reckless as their mother had someone fall beside them when waiting at a traffic light and just dying. Wasn't even a bad fall
Meanwhile, other people jump out of a plane with a broken parachute, land in a haystack and escape with a broken leg and some bruises. It's wild how the human body can be so resilient and fragile at the same time.
I had a professor who spent many years in the thick of battle in the Vietnam war. He said this was one of the hardest things to deal with mentally. One person would survive after getting shot all over and the next person would get the smallest bit of shrapnel in the wrong spot and "just turn off."
Or it’s just bad luck. My great uncle died during that war because of engine failure at take off.
Really need to protect that noggin and the rest can heal.
i think some french aristocrats would disagree
Not sure their heads dropping into the basket was a contributing cause.
Well then, that might just be the death of them.
That is called plot armour
Yeah, that's not common, don't count on that. Most of the time that you fall from a plane, you're gonna die.
Most of the time you survive a plane fall, you probably wish you hadn't
Yeah, and most of the time when you trip on a curb, you don't die. Doesn't mean we can't talk about the fringe cases.
And LSD?
