If Donald Trump had ANYTHING to do with these gas stations, I wouldn't even consider filling up there. Sounds like a great way to get water in your fuel tank and your credit card info stolen.
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
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Okay, it says they're not collecting subsidies - how is this sustainable exactly?
Edit - oh I see it only has to survive until the midterms, while likely running other gas stations out of town. Brilliant plan.
Twenty of the stations are located in Pennsylvania, while five are in New Jersey
I'm sure that'll help people in Texas and Colorado.
Also: ewww, get that shit out of my state!
You can see why they hated Chavez so much.
Welp, one nice thing about living in this banana republic: we'll never be invaded by the US.
Nope, the gestapo has been invading US cities for quite a while now.
& now we have the gastapo
Great, watered down gas at twice the price. I can’t wait. Merica!
Full of fuck-your-car ethanol, I suspect.
That’s more than I paid at Costco, dipshits.
"Then we'll just say Costco is a national security threat and must be closed to save/destroy it/us/them/whatever from communism (or whatever)"
The power of the People’s Hot Dog Combo has a mighty sway
Come on, somebody has to have the “I did that” stickers and live near one of these.