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[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 144 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It’s called football because it’s primarily played with the feet (unlike that other ”football” game).

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 146 points 1 week ago

You mean handegg

[–] One_Honest_Dude@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (6 children)

American football has been referred to as just football (in America) longer than football (soccer) was called just football in Britain. It was called association football as a distinct game separate from rugby football and other football games. Football distinguishing it from games played on horseback. Soccer was British slang from association (similarly at the time rugby football has slang term rugger.) Eventually the association part fell out of use but other countries that had developed their own football games tended to still call it soccer. I don't really care either way, I'll call it football when talking to people who call it football and soccer with people who call out soccer, I just think the origin of the terms is pretty interesting.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Football distinguishing it from games played on horseback

The problem with this line of argument is that basketball would also be football, as would baseball, cricket, hockey, and even cycling.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (8 children)

You had me until cycling. Which would clearly be "ball-less tech polo" or something like that 🤷🏻

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[–] droans@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean football, football, football, knifeball, and wheelball?

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[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s called football because people run around on their feet, as opposed to horseback for polo.

[–] shpuncle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So basketball, baseball and handball is basically football too, neat.

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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you proposing to renaming polo to horse golf? This logic is a bit weird but sure.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Are you proposing to renaming polo to horse golf

Excellent idea tbh!

[–] dudeface@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s because it’s played on foot, rather than horseback like many early sports

But close

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[–] Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that other "football" game

Handegg

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is how I learned the US lost at the World Cup.

[–] dudeface@lemmy.world 81 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They didn’t just lose, their king pissed of the Europeans so much they felt it necessary to stomp them in to the ground

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[–] droans@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On one hand, as an American, I would have loved to see us win.

On the other, nothing made me happier than seeing our asses get handed to us after Trump played interference.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Can they also adopt the metric system like everyone else while they're at it too?

And also dump Phillips screw heads. They're godawful.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Torx is king, but I would happily use only Phillips if we as humans got rid of slotted screws/screwdrivers. Every single time I'm forced to use one it annoys me. You can minimize it slipping out by using the right size, but who the hell wants to use or carry more than one of these? And it still doesn't eliminate the problems, whether you use it for high or low torque applications...

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago

The only good thing about slot screws is that you can use any reasonable flat thing as an emergency screwdriver. And the screwdrivers can serve as a general purpose prying tool I guess. They suck at their official job.

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[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mr. Beast has always been and will continue to be a huge piece of shit.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)

We should instead go back to calling American football "gridiron." It sounds cooler.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I prefer handegg.

A toxic masculinity-fueled sport like that could do with a whimsical but accurate name to balance things out.

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[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

With that 4-1 whipping USA has to change to metric.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

dump is asking fifa to find some more points.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

It was only 1.57-1 in imperial though.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wasn't there a chance of winning the World cup at around 1%? They had such a crap team that they had to import players from other countries who were technically American but didn't actually live there. Irony of irony is that Trump relies on immigrants to fill out the team.

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[–] Ismay@programming.dev 33 points 1 week ago (8 children)

One if the very few YouTubers I forbid my kids to watch. He's pretty much a summary of what's rotten in our civilization. Such a piece of shit.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

The only reason he hasn't fully embraced MAGA is because it'll kill his ratings.

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[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I find it funny that he says "full stop" too which is a British, not American phrase.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

May not be common, but I've heard it in american slang. I think its more an old carry over from telegrams that never quite left our shared language.

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[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 26 points 1 week ago (17 children)

I hate this sentiment. I'm never going to let go of the word soccer, and it's irritating to pretend like I would. The Brits have decided they're done saying soccer and they only say football now, and it's irritating to pretend like anything the US does will change it. Let dialects be dialects and let's be done with it.

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Soccer is a British word though, but predominantly southerner / Oxfordian.

Association Football used to get contracted to Assoc or Soc to differentiate it from Rugby Football.

And in Oxford, they historically liked to add -er to the end of things; still in parlance today is calling Rugby “rugger”, £5 note “fiver”, the Bodleian Library “Bodder”.

Assoc became “soccer”.

It’s not an American thing. It’s a posh southern England thing that got exported to the states by American students at Oxford returning stateside and bringing the game back with them, and forgotten by the English because the southern teams pale in comparison to the north’s.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Since they won, we should rename that bit of water the Gulf of Belgium.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

MrBeast IS a 13 year old brain piloting a grown man's body.

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[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

YOU DIDN’T USE A PERIOD! EXCLAMATION MARK BANG

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[–] pimpampoom@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

People with kids, please don’t let them get brainwashed by those cancer influencers

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Mr. Beast is an American ambassador for sure! He's probably yachting in the Gulf of America as we speak!

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I just call it footy at this point. That way nobody confuses it for handegg.

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