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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 hours ago

AI psychosis is starting to look like normal psychosis.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

My internal ChatGPT is so advanced that it activates without me prompting it first. It'll just randomly be like, "I want a sandwich." How did it know I was hungry?!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 33 minutes ago* (last edited 33 minutes ago)

Ah, running a background agent, I see

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

GenAI user discovers thinking, has first ever thoughts in their life.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Your own.

Personal.

Chat Bot.

Something to incorrectly hear your prayers,

Something that cannot care.

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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago

Hehe, I am immune. I have aphantasia and anendophasia.

[–] tunetardis@piefed.ca 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't ChatGPT when you ask your cat what he wants in French?

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

It's when you tell your cat "I farted" in french

[–] tunetardis@piefed.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

Omg you're right! I hadn't used the in-head gpt to sound it all out en français. LOL!!

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

J'ai poussé un pet jusqu'au point de merde, mon petit chatton

E: for anyone confused, "chat g p t" sounds like "chat j'ai pété" which literally means "cat i farted". My phrase is a bit more... colorful

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 33 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It makes sense that a regular chatGPT user is unfamilliar with the concept of "thinking"

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 hours ago

Thing is people have different ways of thinking, not all of them verbal. Might've switched over.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

"Explain how."

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 81 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago

More like imagination

[–] leo85811nardo@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

It's not feature complete if you can't configure the thinking effort

[–] Graphiar@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

*it

Chatgpt is a thing, not a person

[–] saplyng@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This bothers me so much, my coworker constantly refers to Claude as "he" even when I remind him that's a bad idea for long term, to either call it "it" or Claude. But nope even in front of the CEO it's all "I was just working with him and gosh he makes everything so great blah blah blah, he frustrates me sometimes blah blah"

I think my coworker will be on the short path for ai psychosis

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 58 minutes ago

I like to think my cyberpunk dystopia job will be catching these people in a giant butterfly net when they escape from the Palantir Workhouse.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 hours ago

Guys, I it works.

Just think "make no mistakes" and you can do whatever you want.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 25 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Some people don’t have an internal monologue, I can’t find the original source but stuff on the internet say 30-50%.

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I did a stint in an inpatient mental facility, and one of the other people there was suffering from voices in her head and kept a notebook full of some of the things they said. I asked if I could take a look and it was just...thoughts. Like, normal thoughts that I had assumed everyone had.

[–] Gregers@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Only time it's annoying is when my thoughts are angry and in aramaic, but at least I know it's just normal thoughts. Lmao

[–] Traister101@lemmy.today 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. I've got Aphantasia and no internal monolog

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I cant work out if thats brilliant or terrifying.

I wish I could have a ride in your brain and see what its actually like.

[–] Traister101@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Probably about the same. Only realized at some point cause I was complaining about how a teacher always had us close our eyes and imagine shit. I was like tf are we doing this for when it doesn't do anything. And I got confused looks and somebody asked if I could see pictures in my head. I thought they were screwing with me and lo and behold most people can actually see things in their head similar to dreams.

Similar thing went down for the internal monolog. I believe I sort of complained offhand how movies/shows always depict people thinking as them just talking but how there wasn't exactly a better way to do it. Friend laughed and said something like "Well and obviously that's how people think too". Wouldn't have thought he was screwing with me if he wasn't constantly making things up lmao

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That must be so peaceful, I'm insanely jealous.

[–] SuperUserDO@piefed.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm not OP, but I also don't have an internal monologue (and I don't dream, but I can construct images in my head "on demand"). I was in my late 20s before I realized that an internal monologue was not a literary device used by authors when telling a story - and people have an internal voice.

Think of it this way: unless something is causing sound externally there is absolute silence. It's peaceful sure, but your aware of all the little noises of things around you. One thing that can be hellish is getting a song stuck in your head ( I know several 3/4 and 5/4 melodies for just this reason).

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 50 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Satire, or autism… satire or autism…. Hmmmmmm

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 36 points 9 hours ago

He just figured out the rubber ducky method for problem-solving.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 26 points 9 hours ago

Autistic people can produce some of the best types of satire. So i am saying both.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Don't insult autists like that

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 hours ago

This hit me the same as “don’t talk shit about midgets!”

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago

It's impossible to tell

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 27 points 8 hours ago

I've tried it, but my mind keeps telling me I need to upgrade my plan.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

People have been doing this with god since the dawn of humanity

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 3 points 6 hours ago

Bicameral mind due for a comeback I see.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 10 points 9 hours ago

Hints of /r/tulpa

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago

This problem is real—you are right to question it.