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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 93 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is correct when the riddle is posed verbally, but it only works because T and Tea are homophones.

So an answer to this written form is TiTleisT.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] reader@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Dö we have a 'explain the joke' community here on the threadyverse?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago
[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

There's clearly a cow on the carton.

The answer to the riddle is teapot, but I have no idea what JOB could possibly mean

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

TradiTionalisT

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] yabai@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

All I could come up with was tater tot

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Toast which has had tea poured over it.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The shortest word which satisfies these constraints is tomtit, a kind of bird from New Zealand.