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[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Lets say you have a spool of copper wire a magnet and car batteries. How do you make electricity with this?

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

does anyone else see a skull wearing a red bandana in the thumbnail, or am I too high

[–] itinerantme@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Not too high. I had to squint first, but I see it.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

“The end is near.” is now a marketing tagline. Capitalism has become complete.

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Late Stage ftw.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

NOW WE’RE JUST SHILLING FOR sales@ottawasignrentals.com

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 hours ago

I’m just gonna collect some cool martial arts weapons, learn to use them, and see how things pan out.

[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm picturing like a trendy Fitbit style workout but with some fun post apocalypse survival sprinkled in there like instead of flipping a tire on it's side or something, you're carrying a water heater full of clean water on your back for miles or challenging yourself to exercise after you haven't eaten in over 24-48 hours while being asked to play the sound of bombs dropping and screaming on full blast (heh) on your surround sound system the night before coming in hungry and sleep deprived...

You know, to really sell it!

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Given the popularity of Escape Rooms, you might ironically be onto something.

Adrenaline is a hell of a workout motivator

[–] lambdabeta@lemmy.ca 11 points 15 hours ago

Classic Kanata ngl. Happy Canada Day from the east end of Ottawa. ;)

[–] MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

idk i feel like purposely losing all my body fat the day the world ends is a bad idea. i could use a bit of cardio though hah

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 15 hours ago

Get strong air force before society collapses

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

kanata

... Is this in Canada?

[–] dunyol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The bottom of the gym ad says “Ottawa sign rentals”, so I’d say it checks out

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

lore skill : 100.
Observation skill: 0.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Kanata is a town (or maybe just a neighbourhood?) just outside of Ottawa, the capital city of Canada. I have no idea if the similar-sounding names are related.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I think the word is a native/indigenous/"Amerindian" word for village or similar. It's where the origin or the word "Canada" comes from.

By the way, happy Canada day to all Canadians and friends of Canada. I would like to count myself as the latter, as I enjoy much of their musicians' works.

Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name_of_Canada#Etymology

The name Canada is now generally accepted as originating from the St. Lawrence Iroquoian word kanata ([kana:taʔ]), meaning 'village' or 'settlement'.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Nah, I plan to be shot by some poor sod like a real man. That or starving to death. But hey, maybe I'd look good during the first one..

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Well it will help, but without other survival skills you’re still toast.

Your mad max fantasy means nothing if you die of dysentery.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

But there’s still toast?

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago