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Editor's note: this is a post about American Independence Day celebrations

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Alright, I'm going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.

No you can't opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it's weird that you don't want to.

No you can't be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.

So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it's never too early to start reminding you of that.

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[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (6 children)

My neighbor sets of fireworks all summer. But they really go nuts on the 4th.

Not once have I felt "terrorized".

Cam we stop with the over dramatization of everything. And don't give me 'well some people might have PTSD from being deployed'. My brother in law is one of those. You don't need to white knight for them, or wrapping their experiences for you agenda. They know the 4th is coming, they know what to expect.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I don't make a big deal about them them on the 4th on for New Year's. They can be fun and people love the experience.

But they also terrify my dogs, so the other 363 days of the year I'll call the cops.

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

It's like if a dog was a human.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

I swear, I thought they were talking about internal combustion engines until the last line.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 6 days ago

My first dog was so chill that he didn't give a single fuck about fireworks or thunder. He'd sleep right through it. Even before he went deaf. I swear he was just a dude who got turned into a dog or something because nothing about the human world seemed to bother him.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago

I truly hate fireworks so I agree passionately

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I love how often they're being replaced by drone shows! If they fail, all the do is drop to the ground, not explode peoples hands off. I was at a fireworks show where the tube stand holding some fireworks fell flat and launched fireworks at the crowd, luckily they were on water, on a barge far enough away and it dropped downwards enough to just go into the water. I was in the trajectory with two small kids. I don't think I've been to another show since then.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (7 children)

I just want some bottle rockets, maybe a couple of small crackers, couple of fountains and some blacksnakes.

The big stuff isn't all that amazing if you're not right under it. Watching a show from a mile away is FAR less than then screwing around with a handfull of fairly safe rockets in your backyard

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Y'all are why the right thinks the left is full of whining pussies.

[–] eah@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago

If caution, awareness, and altruism makes me a whining pussy, then I boldly accept it as my moniker.

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

These idiots keep me up all night, but at least I'm super tired when I get called in to check out what's left of their hands or face. Great situation all around, so fun, every single year.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Hey guys, caring about how other people feel about traumatic experiences makes you a pussy.

Call me a pussy then.

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[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Had an apartment in a shady neighborhood for the first time in my life once. Did not appreciate the random "pop" noises that never really sounded like fireworks. Will never live that down.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (16 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This but instead of playing video games they're standing outside his door blowing up bombs

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This is actually happening in my community and we're trying to get the guy to leave. He's a part of a PMC and they are doing drills and testing. The howitzer is very loud and disruptive. I could probably find the New York Times article on if if people are interested

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