Jayonnaise... Lmao amazing
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yep I came here to comment on Jayonnaise lol, and he complains about a lamar song lmao
It's... Perfect
I'm gonna be giggling at that for days
You should see the interviews with some of these guys afterwards. They were saying how they hated how people saw them on the internet and assumed they were terrible people without knowing them. Yes, the racists were upset about being pre-judged.
To be fair, we didn't pre-judge them, we judged them by their actions
Well clearly they wanted to be judged solely by the color of their skin
Don't lie. You definitely judged him from the moment you knew his name was Jayonnaise
Well, technically I judged him before I knew his name, but that's just cuz I'm pretty sure the pictures are from that Nazi march almost a decade ago that killed Heather Heyer.
Little did they know it is indeed the content of their character thats the bad part
oh lol that's ironic
Man I almost forgot a bunch of racist shit wagons tried to do the Nazi torch rally thing but the best they could do were tikki torches. Lol. Lmao even.
That truly was epic fucking retardation.
Next month they’re going to enact the Boston Tea Party but since crates of British tea are somewhat hard to obtain, they’re just going to fling plastic packets of instant coffee into Boston Harbor and shout “have your tea back, you jackanapes!”
Who doesn't love plastics in the waterway. Fucking assholes.
That was a joke - sorry if I was unclear about it. I was trying to illustrate how dumb it is to go to Home Depot for tiki lamps when you want torches.
Benjamein has my sympathy. No person should have to watch a commercial.
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Sometimes I just have to chuckle when I see ads that are based on location but are obviously targeted at a different demographic than myself.
Whenever possible I set my location to someplace unfamiliar. Now that I think about it, this was years ago before I returned to the sea, now I don't see anyones ads.
Retuned to the sea like reverse evolution? You are become aquatic?
Arrr, why not
aw fuck. Steve here is closer to crab than any of us. He is our new god!
I suspect Steve is secretly Scuba Steve
i mean Steve has gone back to the sea. he's obviously a Superior Steve.
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I'm whiter than Jayonnaise and love me some Kendrick lol
i was going to ask permission, but you know what, i'm naming my next BG3 character Jayonnaise and i'm playing him lawful stupid
Make sure he doesn't run into Jarnathon or there will be sparks.
lightning charges? i need lightning charges. Jarnathon is recruited.
2 in the thoughts and one in the prayers for each of them
“Video games are being ruined because they won’t make female characters with giant tits and asses anymore!” “Time to storm the capital!!!”
Skill issue. Nexusmods exists for a reason.
I'm sorry, but poor Kensworth threw up and had to take the rest of the day off work. We should probably compensate him with millions of dollars of tax-payer money.
Imagine… people with light and dark skin holding hands. Jeebus.
i remember these "white supremecist protestors" at least one of them fled to the UK to finish thier business degree, knowing brits arnt aware of the drama that occurred when people doxed them. i this occured in 2019, it was still thick in trumps 1st term. i forgot which article this came from.
These guys know all about and hate people who use DARVO:
Denying Aryan Rights Via Oppression
Waitaminute...
You forgot about Tripp and Dean who lost their Superbowl halftime show.
“Chat, chat, they chattin” are lyrics that take me back to such musical behemoths as vanilla ice and yoko ono. Jayonnaise has at least a semblance of a point to my aggravated old ears.
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