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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

-sewing- “fucking newbs…”

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Hot swap cantalivere bobbin tray, titanium alloy thread guides, and a custom built fully geared mechanical foot pedal.

I'd love to watch that thing eat a belt lol, it's a beast.

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

Needs more fans

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

She uses Arch btw

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

A stylish mix of classic and modern, but I think it has practicality issues like where to place the modern machines foot pedal?

[–] the_wonderfool@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

To look at? Coolest shit in the block

To use? I struggle sewing with full midday sunlight, I can't imagine being able to see shit with a strongly colored backlight...

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

10/10 setup

0/10 lighting

Can't quilt for shit in that light.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Right, you'd see it in the morning and the colors would all be way off

"I thought this was black thread, turns out it was red!"

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was white and gold but people say it's black and blue.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago

Actually it was pale mauve

[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago

I thought it was live at the acropolis.

[–] blx@piefed.zip 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Thanks to AI needing so many threads, I'm sure parts are getting hard to find

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the things are single threaded so the hardware is still pretty cheap. Now a surger on the otherhand, prices are SKYROCKETING!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Actually these have two threads

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Too late bro. Kneeting machines where invented in 18th century

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

She can sew RGB lighting into your ugly Christmas sweater now.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But that's a modern sewing machine sitting on an ancient sewing machine (assuming its anything like the Singer table pop-up thing my Nana had when she was around).

That footpedal is the drive for the needle

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 20 hours ago

Offline backup.

Oh, maybe it's cables and a rubber mat? ...It looks like the wrought iron(ish?) foot pedal, at least.

Thanks for the nostalgia! I needed to think of Nana again

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Is the blue light to discourage her from IV drug use?

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

9.5/10. I don't see a knee speed controller.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lookin' good!

No joke though, I currently have my sewing machine sitting in front of the secondary PC in our family room. I have found sewing to be up there with other non-tech hobbies like building things with wood, digging in the dirt, and taking care if my animals as far as brain health and sensory satisfaction.

I'm a middle aged cishet dad of a boy, too. I just bought the thing last year for some fun crafty projects we had in mind.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I've always been into techy hobbies and some of the crafty stuff goes right along. I have a Silhouette machine, a laser cutter, and a couple 3D printers.

Been eyeballing embroidery machines lately, but haven't pulled the trigger yet.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

Shit, mine doesn't have a treadle...

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Grandma is cooler than me 😔