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[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

All these, "maxxing," trends going around makes my autism cringe. I like being extreme and being repetitive as much as the next person but it's so annoying.

Back in 2013 I remmeebr people being annoyed at everything needing a label and we really do need to label every fucking thing and make it known to the world or talk it up one way or another and then people do the other things that have these stupid ass prefixes or suffixes to random made up words that end up on urban dictionary or by some retarded chance actually in the dictionary.

Can we just call that guy what he is, a fucked up individual that needs fluids.

Doctor said I should stop and drink water again YEAH NO SHIT!!!!!! You can survive days without food you're not gonna get far without water so the fact that person is alive and maybe this is a rage bait meme but the fact he's alive in that picture, means he's drinking the bare minimal of at least 32ounces of water you can survive on 2 bottles of water you thrive on a gallon. You won't make it far with only drinking that little though every day and your body does need at least a gallon a day to survive well.

*please don't try to survive on two bottles of water I'm not even sure if that's true, I'm saying that part more anecdotally because I think that's the least amount of water I've ever drank in a day but then survived on coffee and threw up soπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ *

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Water is just an optional luxury for the rich.

[–] Transparent_knoll@awful.systems 1 points 44 minutes ago

Water is a cooling system designed for AI data centres.

"Please do not attempt to drink the ai cooling system"

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

It looks like one of the 28-year late zombies.

[–] Hackbraten@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

Natural selection at work

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

oh he'll stop, and pretty soon. stop everything

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 16 points 5 hours ago
[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Where is the hydrohomies community on Lemmy? This is a 5 alarm emergency. His piss, if he has any, is probably so dark yellow that it's brown. I piss so heavy and light yellow it's like a sun kissed stream from a garden hose. Water is fuckin mana potion.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 7 hours ago

Dude is just gonna be one of those guys that would perform self-mummification as they got old.

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 18 points 11 hours ago
[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Have you guys tried maxxminning πŸ‘

It's this old thing from like a couple years ago where you don't maxx anything because you're not a complete idiot. So much wisdom lost through the ages 😌

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, what you're describing is just moderatemaxxing.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 72 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

One week without water creates hallucinations and puts one near death.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

My dad went into a coma after two strokes. I had recently learned the "three minutes without oxygen, three days without water, three weeks without food" thing. Per his documented wishes, no attempt was made to keep him going. I was astounded at how long he kept breathing. Every day I expected to wake up to a message saying that he had died, but he just kept going. (He did eventually die but it took a lot longer than anticipated.)

My mom experienced end stage renal disease. She stated that she could feel herself mentally deteriorating and had no hope of improving in the future. She chose to take herself off of dialysis. Five days into that week she also went into a coma. Two days later she was dead.

Sorry. I had a point I was trying to make (lack of intake can hurt you but the details vary) but I got distracted.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

Terrible things to have to go through. I hope you are doing OK.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

at least he will become like beef jerky meat.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 95 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

You spelled makes you immune to physical attack wrong

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

Can't bleed put if your blood has the viscosity of axle grease

[–] mig@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Corpses are fairly immune to physical attack.

[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

snaps dried-up arm off like a twig from a dead tree

Nope. Nope, they aren't.

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 1 points 45 minutes ago

The key point is you aren't attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don't care. They're dead. Coincidentally I don't care. Wait. Am I dead?

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

just stay away from matches

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I was always taught that, generally, 3 days without water = death.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

i think depends on weather, hot and dry can kill you faster than that

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Weather : πŸ‡«πŸ‡·

Assuming he doesn’t abstain from water-containing foods, he might live longer

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 47 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

There was a guy here a bit ago who straight up talked about doing this. He thought that his body was acclimated enough to go a week plus without good or water.

Of course it was mental illness, though, because he was hating himself for "putting his family in jeopardy by eating food."

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago

I've posted this before, but I was once at a 7-11 buying a Monster and someone in line with me asked if they were good. I used to enjoy them (I've backed off of energy drinks in the last few years but used to drink two or more a day) and said that I thought they were.

The person asking the question said maybe she'd try them because she suspected she was allergic to water.

I had no good, coherent response to that.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 49 points 19 hours ago

A week without food is no big deal, but a week without water will definitely kill you

[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 5 points 13 hours ago

"follow ze killdozer"

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf -1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

he wouldve been dead after day 3

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

You mean more powerful

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today -1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)