the idea of needing a test to know whether you have chronic diarrhea is sending me
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2026
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When you barely survive the Renfaire Fuckpocalypse.
You didn't take your daily dose of Ivermectine?
I just checked your test results. You have Chronic Dying Disease. I'm so sorry, you have somewhere under 90 years to live. Have you been bicycling? It's the only way i can think of to get test results like this
they misspelt hentaivirus
That's what killed my family computer growing up.
No, you did, lol. Edit: I looked up hantai... It wasn't for me.
Bubonic plague is easy to treat with subs general antibiotics, you were very lucky.
HANTAVIRUS???
Anal fissure and chronic diarrhea qualify this as a shitpost.
If I may be so bold, I say it is top notch!
I don’t mind fake posts when they at least try.
i also like them when they tee up good jokes in the comments.
the best comedians don't take every punchline. sometimes they set them up for other folk to tell the punchline to the joke, and it's funnier that way. the role is called The Straight Man (and as an absurdist NB Bi dude it's really amusing to play The Straight Man)
I was implying whoever made this didn’t really try. So it kind of annoyed me.
oh no worries. it's a low hanging fruit for sure, but some low-hanging-fruit jokes are still fun to tell. when you're still learning comedy, that's where you start, and those of us who are more experienced still laugh just as hard to encourage.
my favorite joke is (and it suffers from text, the real joke is in the delivery and timing):
two pretzels were walking down the street
one was assaulted
pretzel
it's a terrible joke and i love it no one can tell me it's bad because all you're exposing is your underappreciation of wordplay :3
balls twisted AND on fire
Oh no, you’ve got diarrhea AIDS!
HIV, HPV, spooky vaginosis
Sinning with your naked bod is evil and atrocious
And even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
Supercalifragilisticexpalidocius!
You know that old saying, YOLO!
Any YOLO's a goal-o.
I am an American
I make my own choices
I stand strong!
dies
I know this has been around for a while, but is this dude for real? I know it was originally COVID, but this guy is a moron.
isn't he a Cain Award winner?
This guy is like a quarter of the people I work with.
I hope not
ITT: ITT