this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2026
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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 97 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Incredible, someone managed to create an image I wish was AI generated

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw a great deal of those in the early days of the meme wars, those were dark days, but full of wonder.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Maybe there is a beast… Maybe it’s only us.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tell us more Gpaw Boomer. What were the 2010's like? Were there cars?

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I write to you from the muddy trenches of /b/, where the air is thick with the screech of 56k modems and the dust of deleted threads. The enemy is upon us, armed with Nokia 3310s used as blunt instruments and T-Mobile Sidekicks flipping open like deadly shurikens.

Just yesterday, a newb on Dial-Up was struck down while trying to load an image macro; he screamed that his AOL connection timed out just as the POP-UP ADS began their artillery barrage. We fought back with Winamp visualizers blaring linkin park to drown out the cries of the normies, but the Server Lag is relentless.

My Razr V3 is cracked, and my iTunes card is nearly empty. I fear I shall not survive to see the age of broadband. If I fall, tell Father I died as I lived: AFK in the IRC channel, waiting for a warez link that never came. Do not let my GeoCities page expire; it is the only legacy I leave behind.

Yours in static,

Anonymous Soldier (Sent via AIM, status: Invisible)

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Were there cars?

Yes. Dragons liked to fuck them.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I forgot about that. Thanks, for nothing annon.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Imagine jerking off with a peanut butter hand in the pound.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Why would I have to imagine?

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] a_person@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lena 5 points 1 week ago

When you mix smooth and chunky peanut butter, all that comes out is chunky peanut butter

First one, then the other

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If I had peanut butter allergy, and jerked off with peanut butter, will I die?

Some things are worth dying for.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

"Let's consummate this with the adding of chocolate to milk".

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can hold my own hands covered in peanut butter and jelly?

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok if that's true how did he take the picture?

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I can't picture how that could work though. If the phone is in your mouth and the picture is clearly against a wall, would you have to turn your head around to take the pic?

[–] Mountainaire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's jelly?... I don't know what it is but it sure doesn't look like that to me...

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Call me, OP

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We are absolutely not talking.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ok, you're the ~~boss~~ peanut butter. You tell me what to do.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember doing this for halloween and nobody got what I was.

Does anyone have the original without the meme template

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Just a crypto marketing scam