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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, it's a bad-tasting but colorful modeling compound for kids.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No, no, that's Play-doh, a Plato is what Australians serve food on.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No no, that's platter, a Plato is an egg laying mammal that is born when a duck and beaver love each other very much.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's a platypus.

Plato is Spanish for silver

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That’s plata. Plato is a large, elevated area of land with a flat top.

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

that's a plateau. Plato is a metal tube with wings that soars though the sky

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

That's a plane. Plato is an interdimensional travelar

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Australians serve food on flat landscapes? D:

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Screw him, look into Uranus.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

When she's a 10 but she's illiterate.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I made it like 10 pages into "The Republic"...

It's one of those books where I wanted it to be like reading for knowledge and history... but it feels like reading a textbook as a chore.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

you mean the failed boxer who got into the manosphere podcasts and hates democracy?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

You think THAT'S bad? Mars said that he'd "catch a grenade" for someone.

Not throw/bat it away. Not cover it with his body to absorb the blast. Just CATCH a live grenade like a useless fucking idiot.