this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2026
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[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a straight man this is completely horrifying.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think this is objectively horrifying no matter the sex, sexuality and possibly even species if you could communicate the idea somehow.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 1 day ago

As a gay nonbinary otherkin, I think it's funny!

[–] cattywampus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm just wondering in what strange and creative ways people would contort this into different fetishes.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Gives a new meaning to "cock fighting".

Now on polymarket, UFC sperm fighting matches!

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

All of them.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

Shoving your one big sperm into another guy's dickhole.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Imagine bukake.

[–] YesIAmHoomanNoCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder if one could feel them moving in their balls...

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 3 points 1 day ago

I have sad news for you. Not even the sperm is stored in the balls, it's just produced there. It's stored in a separate sack inside your body.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

Why would you stomp it to death?

I'd keep them on display in a fish tank.

Thanks for the nightmares 😳

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would not wanna cum, sounds like it would hurt... but then, you'd still need to 'release the poison' so wtf would you do?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No nut november. All year round.

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

"It'll still feel good."- Paul Rubalino