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Windows Defender be like... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by trespasser69@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] parpol@programming.dev 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Windows defender is not supposed to protect you from user mistakes. It protects you from viruses like ransomware, or spyware like google chrome.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago

By recommending more spyware like edge.

[–] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't use chrome, ez

[–] trespasser69@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or even better don't use windows, ez

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Don't use a computer, go outside.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Better: touch /grass

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Get on your own lawn: touch ~/grass

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dont have a lawn, I'm a poor millennial!

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

touch ~/avocado ?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago

Not a fan :)

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] trespasser69@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's the iPad

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

Whoa, hold on. I have allergies.

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

That's what happens when you download Chrome from chr0mebrowser․ru

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago

Well, that’s the enshittification of Google search results. At some point you google for Chrome Download and get exactly that result.

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Na, my experience is that Defender is fine with users downloading browsers and "updates" from random Russian sites. It's happy to let the users install that software and only bothers to log a "hey, maybe this was bad" alert some time later. Edge, on the other hand, loses it's shit when you visit the official download sites for Chrome or FireFox.