What happened is you fell for it, again
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2026
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#3 is a complete fabrication.
~~#3 is a~~ complete fabrication.
I'm genuinely curious to know if Massie actually believed these "promises" or, if even as he's run out of office he's still committed to the kayfabe.
Republicans can only find their balls after they've been ripped off.
FELLFORITAGAIN.award
Wow, who could have possibly seen this coming? It's so unexpected and completely out of character for Trump to lie and steal!
I genuinely cannot imagine what it would feel like to be this stupid.
lol.
lmao, even.
If you go back and actually analyze the record you’ll find each time a GOP member made one of these (and many other) claims, they were all actually made on Opposite Day…
@LeopardsAteMyFace (again)
This is why the voters are so dumb. They care more about what the politician says, or doesnt say and not about what they do, or have done.
Tldr; talk is cheap you morons
We have a left-wing version of this in my country. The police chief is a proven pedophile, but my grandpa just says "Idk, there's propaganda all the time, they are probably lying".
He literally just says propaganda/AI to whatever makes dear leader look bad. They are just so brain dead.
Oh, and just because he acts generally left: (Pro-gay rights, so on), does not mean he actually is...he talks about how 6 work days are too few, how reducing work hours is nonsense "how can you have more productivity with less hours?".
He keeps doing shady shit, like co-operating with Israel on drone production, whoring out to all sides (used to somehow have USA's, Russia's, AND China's favor at the same time).
Like, cmon.
Are they actually surprised that the con man conned them? Like?
I'd respect them a little more if they were just honest about it.
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Yes, we serve corporations
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Yes, we went along with Trump to make tons of money
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Yes, we support pedophilia, fraud, and most criminal activity for us but not for you
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Yes, we hate ourselves so much that we have to project it onto you
- to reduce the deficit
- to make things affordable
- to lower gas prices
- to make America more energy independent
- to bring honor to the armed forces
- to reduce corruption
- to drain the swamp
Swamps drained, I can see all the nasty shit clearer than ever
Jesse. James. Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light. Surrender now or prepare to fight.
What happened is that you lied again.
~~Is this a real community?~~ What happened is you got exactly what you asked for, despite everyone warning you all this would happen.
Make America healthy again - remove minorities you (or capitalists) don't like
Start no wars against people - but they aren't people so it's fine, also inflation (capitalists all changing pricing and not admitting it's their fault)
People above corporations - well corporations are apparently people
American capitalists above foreign ones - not the workers who are worse off
Release the files - fuck over Democrats (who are also for capitalism but still want to regulate it somewhat) EDIT: forgot to say: but not themselves who also did the same things democrats did. Rules don't apply to capitalists.
Not to spy on citizens - well, it's the USA (also capitalism)
Eliminate fraud - it isn't fraud if it's legal.
Yes, it's all capitalism (or even neoliberalism, but capitalism is just diet neoliberalism anyway).
Yep, great. Looking forward to the genocide of autistics in my home country (since we already are a conservative, capitalist country and we get all the US's nazi shit in a few years).
Edit: also, the people there love capitalism, what do you expect.
What's up with that "put America above foreign countries" point? When has that not been true? Every president since before the country was founded happily bombed children to make oil $0.02 cheaper.
Or does it mean to make it 'better' than foreign countries in various metrics? I guess then it makes more sense, but still would apply to pretty much all prior governments.
He’s talking about that one country in the Middle East that gets free healthcare from Americans.
Mainly they know st want to stop any of us pointing that out. They don't want to feel guilt, or do anything to correct past actions. It's why they also hate critical race theory and feminism. They want to selfishly be told they are the best and everything they do and want is their god given right.
Nobody could have possibly seen that coming. What a surprise! /s
Opposite
It's always been lies and bullshit.
Aipac?