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Paying an escort to spend time with you certainly doesn't come with the same sacrifices as an organic relationship. And, unlike chatbots, "nerdy escorts" are real people who can provide human perspectives on things like AI, crypto and economics instead of just echoing back a tech worker's thoughts on such subjects.

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[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 136 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

are they really that elite if they have to pay people to talk to them? idk

[–] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

That’s how these lonely bigoted dorks with new money think being rich and powerful and cool works - overpay for whatever you want and force others to give it to you, with money you gained through slave labor, destructive practices, stealing from future generations and corruption. They think might makes right, so yeah, they think they’re elite for paying people to pretend to care about them when they’re not on stage or social media or in a board room.

[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That sadly seems to check out. I suppose they see themselves as somewhat too good to talk to the common person, so paying someone to talk to them is a privilege for them. Never mind the fact that once you give someone money they are going to change their attitude towards you in hopes you give them more. I wonder if some of these folks have ever had a normal conversation that didn't involve some scifi shit. (I love scifi)

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[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 95 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

real people who can provide human perspectives on things like AI, crypto and economics instead of just echoing back a tech worker's thoughts on such subjects.

I doubt these guys are paying someone $6k/hr to disagree with them.

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 65 points 2 weeks ago

No, the prostitute definitely just really likes me. She said I'm the best she's ever had and my dick is bigger than anyone else she's had sex with.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit that's pathetic

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Its funny how to many the whole concept seems new, but to me it's just the topics and price range.

Escorts, and strippers have been entertaining patrons with intellectual conversations probally for as long as the second oldest profession has been around.

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

intellectual conversations

crypto

Pick one.

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[–] Repelle@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m a woman engineer and for that kind of money might be able to stomach this (not that I’m anywhere near attractive enough for them to hire me), but I’m pretty sure if I were attractive enough and got hired they would probably only last a few minutes before I completely emasculated them by actually knowing what the fuck I’m talking about.

Sounds pretty fun, actually, now that I think about it.. as long as I didn’t need to fuck them

[–] themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think there is any fucking involved, probably lots of crying though.

[–] Repelle@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck, tears of the rich sounds like icing on the $6000/hr cake. Though they would probably expect comfort from me rather than laughter and mockery…

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

laughter and mockery

some pay extra for that.

[–] Repelle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Though they would probably expect comfort from me rather than laughter and mockery…

Just say you're catering to those with a humiliation fetish you get to eat your cake and have it too.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

See, everyone? The market will provide jobs for all the junior devs that get laid (off) because of AI.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Backalley developer

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but you have to be a hot women first and foremost.

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[–] Tim_Bisley@piefed.social 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 28 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] willington@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago

Even one billionaire is a policy failure.

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

People with the sort of knowledge that can stand real conversational scrutiny will just be versions of the people paying them that have failed to find their way. My guess this would not be about real discourse but gloating about serendipity which is ultimately unsettling and sets up the next visit.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

BATSIGNAL FOR ALL ESPIONAGE AGENTS

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Got these people are inept. They are multi-millionaires and yet they still need to pay girls money to talk to them. If they were just moderately pleasant and approachable not only would they save $6,000 they would also probably have a nice life.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A job that makes me in an hour more money than I make at my current job in a year? Sign me the fuck up.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You make less than $6000/year? How? I feel like you could make that much collecting cans for recycling

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago

Paid by hours worked, at 10€/h and not given enough work.

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

FINDOM has entered the chat.

[–] Legonatic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is that the cryptocoin they use for payment?

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Oh baby whisper me your private key”

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] CluelessCalls@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like something a complete loser would do.

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[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

And they say the rich are good with money.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

“Omg, can I un-zip your hard-drive?” Am I saying it correct?

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wish I could talk bullshit and be paid for it...

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[–] Waphles@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Is this not what a consultant is?

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Plenty of women in tech. What these tools want are sycophants who tell them their crypto is mad powerful broh and then give them a gobbie

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

This is definitely not new. Folks I worked with in SF went to parties where there were tech-knowledable escorts back around ~2010.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Did they fund this article?

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[–] meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

this could honestly be from the onion

[–] paulcdb@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

How do i get in on this?

I feel if they marketed AI better they’d get far more subscribers. Right now they seem to be focused on ripping off businesses which seems very short sighted.

I’ll offer all my marketing insights for just 10% of all new subscribers under my marketing campaign! 😎

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hey I will do a lot for money but I draw the line at crypto.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

They are just waiting for the Tesla bots to become life-like enough at this point.

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