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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nah, he's just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.

Watch, I'm gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?"

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

"Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?"

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they'll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That's why there's a metal plate above the sink now. Don't ask.

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

The original digital Satan

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

shouldn't be shitting on the kitchen floor tho

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's why he's judging you for it

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think I've been awake too long, because it looks like two resistors on the knobs to me lol

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Your pareidolia is malfunctioning.

[–] MrBackwardsCap@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Who's he to talk? He's as hot headed as I am

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago

Dude... I think there's a gas leak...