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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Toby Fox is notoriously private and silent. This didn’t happen.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 minutes ago

That's also clearly a photo of Luigi Mangione at the time that that healthcare CEO died under mysterious circumstances.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

How much is that per gay person and when can I expect my check in the mail?

[–] meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

this comment made my day

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.

[–] meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

will being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

How do I measure my homosexuality?

With a stack of dicks I guess

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.

Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.

Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.

MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.

MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.

Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.

Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago

CIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago

To "the LGBT+ community", huh? To who specifically? Can I or any of my friends get any of this?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 hours ago
[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 71 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If they wanted people to be afraid of it they shouldn't have given it as cool a name as "woke mind virus"

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"no, I prefer my brain to stay asleep thank you. asleep, smooth, and pristinely unwrinkled."

Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

"I work two jobs and can't feed my family"

"Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again."

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 28 points 6 hours ago

One dollar for estrogen results in twenty new Undertale purchases. They're practically printing money.