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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Police: "How would you describe him?"

Bank Teller: "I'd say late July or early August."

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 hours ago

I'll bet they love this shit in Indiana.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j8qp3ITVqY0

[–] RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

Top tier "science" tuber right now tbh

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

Aha, a fellow slab enjoyer I see

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

This is slightly triggering my trypophobia

[–] terry_jerry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

I have one of these, my sis made it. I wear it every now and then snow boarding. It's amazing

[–] Hellbent@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Clearly it’s been worn

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Bro do you even read?

[–] Server_Spaghetti@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The spell complete!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no it is permanent

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Scurry is enhanced so it balances out

[–] yuri@pawb.social 8 points 9 hours ago

this kicks ass and i really want one

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Looks like one of El Seeds henchmen

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Cornhub here i cum

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna corn!

[–] kniculus@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Creamed corn shots 🌽💦

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Important work is being done here.

[–] VoodooAardvark@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Never worn? There is a picture of it on someone’s face.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

By god I think you've blown this thing wide open

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I bet this guy could find the Star Wars legos

[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 33 points 10 hours ago

pics shows friends with theirs

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

pics show friends with theirs

Seller is hand-making multiples of these from the sound of it

[–] VoodooAardvark@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 hours ago

Derp - missed that bit

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Need a color matched green snow suit for a really corny ski trip.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 2 points 8 hours ago

For sale: corn mask, never worn

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

This would actually be good for a Pueblo or Navajo event