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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, but let's be honest...

If not for Star Wars his legacy would much more prominently feature brown face that has not aged nearly as well.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 25 points 1 day ago

Search your feelings, Laurence.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 32 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but he negotiated a percentage of the box office when nobody else believed in it.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mutelogic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

God damnit. This is so much funnier than it deserves to be. I'm giggling angrily even now, and I suspect I'll think about this again before bedtime.

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 4 points 19 hours ago

And got in a tug of war with Gary Oldman over who people think of when they say "George Smiley"

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

He seems a lot more positive about it in this interview.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Seeing Obi-Wan in a suit is weird as hell

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago

The worst part of this is that Wookiepedia doesn't exist anymore. Fandom.com fucking ate it.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

...Ewoks ate each other? That's pretty metal, honestly

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Unironically I will always remember Alec in Tinker Tailor before Star Wars.

From a certain point of view.

sing it with me folks Donald! Has only got one ball!