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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 195 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Boobs. Its the word boobs. In case you were wondering what was censored.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're crazy, it was clearly borbs. The existence of borbs has been kept secret for many years, since they first appeared.

If the truth emerges, those who think boobs to be the highest treasure will be jealous, and chaos will reign as borb-havers, of whom there are never enough, are swamped by crazed booberists seeking to upgrade.

It is best you think this a shit post, and do not seek the truth.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Birbs and borbs are just types of birds, on the rounder end of the spectrum. Even the Audubon society agrees.

Anyway, some might disagree whether a great tit qualifies as a borb. Most would say that a blue footed booby does not qualify as a borb.

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone knows birds aren't real 🙄

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Even if they are fake tits I still like to look at them.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 13 points 1 month ago

got they ass

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Consider me enraged... I mean, engaged.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 3 points 1 month ago

congrats! when's the wedding?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Idk how can you be sure?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shush, there are americans here, they can't hear naughty words

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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Won't you think about all those poor advertisers!

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Mine was probably something like

 apt-get install emacs 
 
 Oops wrong window!
[–] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

sigh

All I'm seeing is *******

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Looks

ran the password as a terminal command...

[–] marighost@piefed.social 16 points 1 month ago

I've hit a friend with sudo pacman -Syu before...

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You spelled vim wrong /s

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Really convenient way to make up an excuse. Cannot do that as easily if you accidentally sent a different kind of spicy image.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Does this look infected?"

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 month ago

"no, that looks like a buttplug connected to a car battery..."

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Could work. Unless it's clearly both not infected and you are posing suspiciously

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

"Does this look like Herpes to you?"

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"I mean yeah there's some discolouration by the areolas, but why are they covered in spit and you're pinching a nipple" - mom

[–] optimisticturtle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

i would kms

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] modus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well which one of the gentlmen in the rest of the photo is responsible?

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

All of them, I think

[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Well, I'm obviously pinching to show that it hurts when I do this... so... is that normal? It is? Okay great thanks!

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Accidentally sent a meme/joke about bdsm to my entire family group chat (parents, siblings, in-laws) instead of directly to my wife XD

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't remember 😅

It was pretty tame, but I definitely intended to send it to only my wife

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago

Hey it's me, your mum

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which one of you CUNTS censored the word "boobs"?

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

7 years ago, we accidentally sent yiff to our dad once. Had a broken screen and accidentally clicked share and well, he was the first option. Didn’t even ask for confirmation either. His reply was “nice lol”

We have never spoke of it ever again since and we bought a new screen the next paycheck.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you a collective hive mind or something?

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This yeah ⬆️

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 13 points 1 month ago

I once worked at a multinational, in an office. There was a guy I joked with, anyway, he ribbed me, and I responded with something about his sore vagina making him feel that way, but accidently hit reply all. Like this was a million people in positions unremoved from what we did.

That is a a common problem in these big corpos.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, what's the equivalent follow-up for an erect penis pic? Asking for a friend.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does this mole look like melanoma?

[–] debil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What mole? Can you send me a closeup?

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Oh, nevermind, I just spilled some chocolate.

Damn good recovery.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Did this but worse to someone I wasn't interested in. It basically killed the friendship and it was entirely my fault because I was drunk.

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