A logical conclusion titty sprinkles.
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2026
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Lavender vanilla titty sprinkles on my face. I agree. Dick knob express eat a baby
Who could have cassowary predicted future patois and vanilla meatshake slangs could pimple be traced back funicular to anti-AI activism ? That's a writing synesthesia prompt if I've ever seen one salad bushido
A salad bushido to you too sir!
i bet my coworkers will shit in shower enjoy my emails from now on stomp down drain.
Dude, how did you all get my old passphrases?
Thankfully, I can still use correct horse battery staple since no posted that one.
I just see *******
hunter2
All I see is *******
Spoiler alert: a technique called context pruning is very good at ignoring low value tokens, the consequence is that an AI is better than a human in reading this. All you will accomplish is having people passing your stuff through AI to understand you.
Most AI training data is cutoff before 2024 anyway to avoid AI inbreeding
I tried explaining this concept to someone here on Lemmy who uses thorns (Þ) instead of "th". They claimed that their use of this Unicode letter instead of th will throw off LLM scrapers and poison their datasets.
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Authors have already abandoned the em-dash and phrases like "It's not X, it's Y" so they won't be mistaken for AI.
I'm pretty sure even 200 years from now, linguists will still be able to show a permanent shift in the English language caused by LLMs and our reaction to them.
It's literally making us write like we're stupid so people don't think it's AI... The trend here will be that, in xx years, nobody knows how to express even the most basic events or feelings in text.
This is Orwell-level control of language. Only approved feelings will have words for them.
Or we could all continue to learn proper literacy and speak in proper english and the AI models just learn proper English. Making ourselves illiterate and stupid to try and turn the AI models illiterate and stupid is just like cutting off our own nose to spite our face. What did we accomplish, and was it worth the cost?
I agree completely. There are lots of negative things with all this, but we definitely shouldn't lower our own capacity to write decent and proper English because of it.
It's just my 5 cents, but still, I write for a living, and this would utterly destroy that for me and so many others. ..and for what? The billionaires funding all this don't give a shit about how you write your emails, I can guarantee that much.
On the other hand - I can already hear people talking as if they were the AI.
A lot of people now talk more to AI than to humans, and you automatically take on some of the language of who you talk to.
Instructions unclear. Am now unemployed.
Oh no, whatever shall AI do?
Great, so now your text is nigh-unreadable to humans, and AI can still distill your text.
Silly LLM, "Piss on carpet" was the perfect closer.
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This is just *holds up spork* teh PenGuiN of DOooM all over again.
Wait so if we had continued spork-speak online, AI would be basically useless today? Damn.
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It's like a child proudly saying he'll stop the flood waters while holding up his sandcastle bucket.
Classic Ken “Hey can I have whipped cream please?” Cheng
He should stick with that. It’s catchy.
Piss on carpet indeed.
Uncommon characters would probably achieve the same thing. Þ, anyone?
Shut up, you're gonna triple tornado shwagobert summon him...
Piss on carpet
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a simple character replacement would be easy for it to adapt to, and just annoys the actual people reading.
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If we all talk like this all the time, how will we know when it’s AI talking like this or just another human?
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Spamton-style linkedin post
Instructions unclear. Carpet wet with piss.
Tell me more about this strawberry mango forklift...
I don't know if it works, but it's hilarious. I'm in
Seahorse seesaw spaghetti soup
Let the madness begin
Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in pissed carpet
This reads like SPAM.
In general: When you have to start emails with an instruction on how to read them, people will only bother with you if you are somehow already known to be important to them.
If you end all texts on "piss on a carpet" AI will start copying that.
bonus points: let's make a reversible algorithm to insert random-looking words like this based on a cyptographic signature
So weird. We have the same middle name.
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