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[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 104 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

she literally signed up for it. she knew who he is.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Makes more sens for Ivanka then?

[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nooo? Your father being a piece of shit doesn't mean that, as an adult women with independent thought, that you are not also a piece of shit.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

She’s a piece of shit of her own accord

[–] frog@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She is a piece pf shit but she didn't ask for the shit that happened to her when she was a child.

[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Of course she didn't, but by continuing to associate with her abuser in a profusely positive way, and as a person who has pretty much always backed up all of the weird stuff about her that her father said, she is tacitly giving retroactive support and permission. Victimhood stops the moment you begin victimizing

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] djdarren@piefed.social 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I still can't work this shit out.

Like, is that that a coat she bought with that written on it, or is is just a regular parka that someone daubed a slogan on? And knowing it's almost certainly the former, why is that an item you can buy? Why would anybody pay money for it?

It's just so confusing.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

why is that an item you can buy? Why would anybody pay money for it?

Something something liberal tears

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

She bought it with that written on it and she went to visit children in cages wearing it. I mean have you ever seen a fashion show? The wealthy are weird AF.

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago

She deserves it. Fascist.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No chance they've slept in the same bedroom in more than ten years.

I don't think they've ever been in the same room.

Baron was definitely created with a turkey baster.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

She's a bad person, she deserves the suffering that she's enduring by being the wife of the Orange Jackass. She could have left whenever she wanted.

[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Living a rich and luxurious life isn't suffering.

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would you want her life? I wouldn't. I think her life is more suffering than mine even though she is far wealthier.

[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Delusion is what this is.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

She deserves every second of it. I hope she got it in her nose, way in there.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Clean sheets and the comforting aroma of $3 billion dollars?

She sure as hell ain't sleeping in the same room as Mango Mussolini.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nice. I haven't heard that one. Clever

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

This trash let a pedophile impregnate her.

I think she's come to terms with her existence and wipes away her tears with a wad of hundos.

[–] spacehulk@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago

She's no victim. Mel can fuck all the way off along with the people making her out to be a victim.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago

Who gives a fuck? She’s a giant piece of shit.

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s her job, to be his handler. It’s literally why Putin hired her

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

She's as bad as he is, no sympathy. I don't care, do you?

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Her movie stinks just as much.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

She deserves it

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know making fun of people's looks isn't cool, but her gaze really betrays something fractured. She has a look in her eyes like she's been brain-swapped with a small angry dog.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm only calling them out because she obviously has work done and it looks insane

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

She's mostly living somewhere else isn't she?

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Price for picking Donald Trump, arguably the worst man on the planet.

If it's not about his money, it's about her brain damage.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Gross. She deserves it. She's a piece of shit just like her shitgibbon owner. First Escort, not First Lady.

You know he asked her to peg him. You know it. (And there, I ruined a whole bunch of nice folks' day)

[–] aquinteros@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

if you think they have ever shared a bedroom in the last 10 years you are an absolute moron

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is called a shitpost. Its meant to be a shitpost.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They sleep on separate floors.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They probably sleep in beds

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Big if true

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Probably"?

What exactly is your reasoning here?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've extrapolated my own experience preferring a bed over the floor.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When you 'extrapolate' you extra a pole, late!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a fun way to remember how to spell it!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] GoalPostGhost@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ya'll think they spend time together outside public appearances?