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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And a time where 3rd party companies had no access to any of them

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

us and our 735 partners care about your privacy

[–] awmwrites@lemmy.cafe 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but I honestly think that was better. In the past couple years I've bought an mp3 player, and dslr camera, and a pocket sized e-reader, and a retro gaming handheld, and it feels so much better swapping between them when I'm doing something than just staring at the little hell rectangle for 12 hours a day.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Well, yeah, if you do one thing good, that's gonna be better than doing a million things halfass.

It's almost like "a cheap, right tool is better than an expensive, wrong tool".

I don't think we'll see phones that are as good of a camera as an actual (read: not toy-tier) digital camera. A lot just has to do with the quality of the optics you can pack into a small lens, and how much to expect out of that lens when it's being touched and shoved into and out of a pocket all the time.

Portable audio players...the only leg up they really have are tactile interfaces and usually expandable storage...both of which increasingly uncommon on phones. But that's largely because the phones have nailed that job, and physical media is pretty much dead (albeit at the hands of phones).

Watch? It depends what you want out of it... As a fashion item/jewelery, point goes to legacy tech. As a utilitarian gizmo? That also kinda depends on your needs...because both camps have merit.

It's more like a Swiss army knife, really. The phone is now just technological EDC in and of itself.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s more like a Swiss army knife, really.

Any multi-tool will always be inferior to the single-use tools it replaces. That's the cost you pay for being compact and convenient.

Sure, every multi-tool has a screwdriver on it somewhere ... but it will never be as good as a real screwdriver for driving screws.

Then again, it would be a pain in the ass to carry around 30 different individual tools. So it really depends what your needs are.

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[–] axh@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well, the headphones are still a separate thing. They are even more separate now, than they ever were (each one earphone is separate now)

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No if you just play music on your phone speaker loudly.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's our perp, boys! Move! Move!

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure everyone enjoys a little bit of music in public places. And I'm sure everyone likes the type of music I'm listening to. Wat's the problem?

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, your honor. This comment right here is why we’re seeking a conviction.

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Young people today are increasingly choosing to have separate dedicated-purpose devices. And that's probably a good thing. It decreases distractions, lets you focus on what you're actually trying to do, and makes you less addicted to your phone, and avoids the always-connected evils that come with it

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago

Plus, a single-purpose device is often better at that purpose than a combined device ... especially when compared at the same price-for-price level.

A decent standalone digital camera will take far better pictures than any phone camera ever made ... while still costing less than the best phone cameras.

A standalone mp3 player is smaller, cheaper, and has longer battery life than a phone, and it still plays music just as well.

[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Don't you remember the joy of carrying around a dozen proprietary cables. Oh dads cable drawer was great.

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[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

And it was beautiful

[–] spacehulk@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (7 children)

And some of us are returning to this simplicity and privacy

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[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

And it was awesome.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I don't remember having to deal with USB-C earbuds before the iPhone.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 11 points 1 month ago

Yes, please bring it back.

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, Lightning headphones. Or USB-C, can't tell. Either way, none of the iPods accept these. Meanwhile late keypad phones all have headphone jacks...

EDIT: yup, USB-C. Also, the phone has a clock. And a camera, not a good one but a camera. It's a ~2008-2010s Samsung.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

That's definitely USB-C on the headphones in the pic, lightning has the little white connectors visible on the flat sides.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

I literally remember this. I was living in the US in circa 2000. I remember standing outside my apartment with a mobile phone, a GPS system, an iPod, and a digital camera, and thinking 'these should all be one thing'!

And here we are, 26 years later, and all of these things are deeply infected with unnecessary LLM bullshit. Progress!

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I don’t miss all the different cables but fuck, do I miss being able to listen to a song without having to silence a spam call in the middle of it

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

That's today if you're looking for quality for any of them.

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

And that's was a good thing too.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I literally have all of these things separate today.

Smartphone, mechanical watch, wallet, wireless headphones but also a Fiio portable audio player that can drive my good wired headphones.

These things all do their job very well. Combining them makes everything worse for me.

Exception maybe is camera, I have a good Fuji digital mirrorless but I do actually enjoy using the very good cameras in my phone as well.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

I still prefer this and carry almost all these kinds of separate use items, with the exception that I only carry a camera under certain circumstances. Otherwise, my phone doubles as a quick use camera.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It was better and the price of the slight convenience now is that the next generation, and your aunt and uncle, are openly cheering on nazis and pedophiles with no idea what's actually happening in the world.

Shut up and carry the cassette tape thin digital camera already.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm always surprised I these conversations that almost no one mentions always having a useful, generally charged, decent close range flashlight.

I'm old enough to ha e experienced that having a zippo was the most reliable way to see close range stuff. Flashlights were basically dead battery containers.

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[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The time is now. Fuck relying on a tech giant for all my cloud storage and "convenience"

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm surprised American smartphones are not also firearms.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Shut UP!

Gdi... this is definitely coming

Mobile rifle

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Down with GDI!

One vision, one purpose!

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

I'm honestly surprised that isn't more of a thing already.

Especially for high magnification scopes, it would have some big advantages. No parallax. No more worries about the size of the eye relief box. The scope can be mounted lower, closer to the bore (or really anywhere on the gun you want) without having to worry about messing up your ergonomics or cheek weld. Could potentially include software aids to adjust point of aim to compensate for distance ... or even wind and other factors.

Of course, it would only really be good for hunting or target/sport shooting. Because in any tactical situation, none of that makes up for the downsides: it relies on a fragile screen and fragile electronics, the scope (and perhaps the entire gun) becomes useless if the batteries run out, and the glow from the screen could give away your position to enemies -- especially in the dark. Also, unless you fit it with some really fancy night vision camera system, it's not going to work well in low light or darkness.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I still do. And it's your choice to do. For example, I use my old LG ThinQ V40 for music, because it has audio jack, and I still buy CDs and I listen to them. I still use my 9 years old DSLR. Its your choice.

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[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I feel like this is a shitpost because they’re all weird or anachronistic in some way

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ear plugs are now included in phones as well? Please don't promote people to play their horrible music on speaker. Also, you forgot to include a laptop and modem. We have internet now. And we can watch television in the form of YouTube and streaming services, so maybe also include a TV.

[–] green_link@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

guys the headphones aren't supposed to be "headphones built into a phone". they are more representative of speakers. cassette players, cd players, and MP3 players didn't have built in speakers, you had to have headphones to listen to music. in no way am i advocating that anyone should listen to music or their shitty social media short videos, or have a phone call on speaker in public. im just saying you don't need headphones anymore because phones have a built in speaker

(big boomboxes had big speakers yes but those were very cumbersome to carry around, i'm talking more Walkman's)

but also i still have all those separate. i have a cell phone, a separate MP3/FLACC player, bluetooth headphones (which connect to both my phone and mp3 player), a smartwatch, an actual wallet, and a mirrorless camera.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

My 2012 DLSR still takes better photos than the phone does. Admittedly, I don’t use it as often given its cumbersome nature.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Headphones are built into your phone?

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

And it was Or still is pretty cool. Dedicated purposeful gadgets that dont distract you.

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