this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2026
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Probably just a viral marketing, by a hated company that use not protected labor to get rich

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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Funny, but googling shows it's a fake story.

[–] ooli3@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 hours ago

You might be right, the only source for this are some bad facebook and instagram post. Probably some viral marketing by the shitty company

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When wife gives you lemons...

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

She pays the alemony

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was really surprised I was first to it. Got a good punchline/lemonadeline?

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

they stroke a sour note

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

fix her a cool tall glass of lemonade 🍋

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

My thoughts exactly. And if I cannot.. well, I love lemons!

[–] protist@retrofed.com 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Per the prosecution, the act itself wasn’t what made the case criminal, it was the pattern.

Among the court’s findings:

1,847 deliveries placed over 241 days.
Each containing exactly one lemon.
Lemons sourced from 247 different restaurants.
She used 11 burner DoorDash accounts to continue.

Delivery instructions varied:

“Hand it to him directly”
“He will know”
“Tell him she remembers”

14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m.
One arrived during his job interview.
One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting >his father.

The defense argued the deliveries were “fruit and therefore non-threatening.”

The judge did not agree.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Hand it to him directly”
“He will know”
“Tell him she remembers”

Driver: Yeah, I'm not doing that.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to know the percentage of lemons that were not delivered correctly, as in to the wrong address.

I have speculations but this is valuable data.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Even a 0.5% error rate is 9 lemons to the wrong place, which would be confusing as hell to someone.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“fruit and therefore non-threatening.”

Tell that to Rodney McKay.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

It's a ship that fits through the gate!

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 20 hours ago

I just wonder where and how exactly you went off the rails there... Spending hours, no, days to exact this tiny stupid piece of revenge that then gets you jail time because of course, because you are the asshole now.

Remember kids: being an asshole to assholes may feel nice, jut it just leaves you being an asshole too

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Can anyone find a legitimate source for this?

Everything I can find all points back to a Facebook posting on a page called "Memezar," which doesn't cite any sources or contain any details that would help in a search.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

How to tell the world (and judge) that youre the reason the relationship didnt work out?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As long as she didn't steal the lemons.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Those lemon stealing whores.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] remon@ani.social 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those are pretty cheap demons!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Really cheap. Less than a penny per demon!

#VerizonMath

[–] Akh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Good enough for the University of Berkley

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lemon-dealing DoorDashers.


Edit: I forgot to mention this is satire. This isn't a real case that happened.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When life gives you lemons, throw a lemon party!

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not a Lemon party without old Dick!

I don't want bad new Dick. I want good old Dick. Give me the Dick I'm used to. Give me the Dick I love!

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

She's pretty and I bet she has a citrus odor about her. The guy mistook her lemo-love for lemo-buse, but she was bearing her tart heart to him!

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

1847 lemons, did she send one a day because then it's like 5 years worth of lemons.

A lemon a day keeps the ex in dismay.

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How many lemons do you eat‽

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

I guess about 10-20 fresh lemons a year.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

He is lucky, it could end up much worse.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, but like was she using his account to pay for it or something? I'll take lemons for free anyday. Clearly the part that was terrifying must have been left out. Like she must have put instructions to ring the bell or hand them directly to them or something. Doordash will literally just put your stuff at any front door that has a few of the same numbers and take a picture otherwise.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

well this or there was an existing no contact order and /or this was her way of constantly reminding him that she knows where he lives

edit: found it:

32 year old Toronto woman Chantal Tremblay has pleaded guilty in Canada’s first-ever “DoorDash psychological warfare” harassment case.

Chantal is charged with sending her ex-boyfriend 1,847 DoorDash orders over 8 months, each containing exactly one lemon.

Per the prosecution, the act itself wasn’t what made the case criminal, it was the pattern.

Among the court’s findings:

1,847 deliveries placed over 241 days. Each containing exactly one lemon. Lemons sourced from 247 different restaurants. She used 11 burner DoorDash accounts to continue.

Delivery instructions varied:

“Hand it to him directly” “He will know” “Tell him she remembers”

14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m. One arrived during his job interview. One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father.

The defense argued the deliveries were “fruit and therefore non-threatening.”

The judge did not agree.

so with them arriving during the job interview and at the hospital his dad was at it's not even "I know where you live" it's "I specifically know where you are at all times."

FYI, this is a fake story.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok ya, the "he will know" and "tell him she remembers" is the real part that totally got glossed over in the image. That's definitely fucked.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

yeah idk if it's just my background in this kind of thing but when I hear a woman actually got found guilty of DV we're either talking an extraordinarily skillfully antisocial man or absolutely egregious behavior on the part of the woman and the former is both somewhat rare and more importantly usually knows how to keep their business out of the headlines.

Make beef stew!

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Her ex was Meredith Rodney McKay, Ph.D. Wasn’t it

[–] Akh@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago

How can we make her rich? That shit is petty but funny