this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2026
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 78 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Technically they are; the name for hens and cocks is peafowl, hens are peahens, and cocks are peacocks.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't upvote you at this time because you have the right answer and the vote count is at 42.

[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's at 66 now, you can do the 67 thing

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

Done. Thanks for the update.

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Actually mine is purely for procreation, I pee directly from my balls

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

I, too, installed the speed drain.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pee is ~~stored in~~ expelled from the balls.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You've got urine in your testes? That sounds bad...

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

New to the Internet?

[–] JaddedFauceet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Someone peed inside his testes.

[–] Peacock@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Happy cake day you crazy bird!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Do you not know that the female of the species is a peahen? The non-gendered term for the bird is peafowl. Only the males are peacocks.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today -1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Might wanna skim the comments before commenting next time - particularly the top vote-getters.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

Pee is stored in the balls.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] radix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Peanuts are neither peas, nor nuts. Discuss.

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Peas are stored in the nuts. Hence, peanuts.

QED

They just like them. Kinda like how gamecocks love games.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, don't shame!

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hyena lady enters the chat

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not all cocks are pee cocks, sometimes the hole gets malformed and it comes out at the base, and I don't think that counts.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Then I guess we best just leave the petcock out of the discussion

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

And all swans are pricks.