I have a detachable shower head hose and I am living the dream.
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Bruh... get a shower head with a hose on it. They cost like 20 bucks and will change your life
I went fancy. Got an expensive sixty dollar one like, twenty years ago. I fucking love that shower head it's followed me through at least five moves.
the hose is great for enemas.
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please don't, the pressure will rupture your intestinal lining and you will have a long awkward ER visit.
If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema
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MORE!!!
Y'all are burying the headline. This person has multiple groins.
Edit: Today I learned that groins are the armpit of the legs and I have two of them.
But can you make fart noises with them?
No. Just near them.
You may not like it, but this is what peak cleanliness looks like.
Laying down on my shower floor ain’t gonna make you cleaner.
wash your feet first, back last, dont pee on the shower and maybe ckean the floor if you wabt that too.
Just get a bidet
Bidet to you, sir
People have been saying that but me and my over-ripe butthole enjoy the pain of a thousand wipes.
Dude, calmoseptine and ilex. Those are your friends now.
over-ripe butthole
D:
"My over-ripe butthole and I"!
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The guy in the illustration is kind of bottom heavy.
That’s junk. Junk in that trunk.
That is correct!
Never miss groins day.
I'm so curious to know what the original context of this was...and why. Anyone know?
It’s in the Chevy Cobalt owners manual
why tho
Look do you want to learn to drive or not
I believe this is from the book The Fountain of Youth, or Curing by Water
Groins plural?
Today you learned what the area behind your knees is called!
Yes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.
Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.
Men will really do anything but admit they like it.
This is also why you need a bidet.
For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator
You would oscillate the nozzle
I’m getting Sigma Solarium vibes from this.
Sigma Solarium (nsfw)
Is that the deep? Did a season I don't know about come out?
Season 5.
Nope, I can't figure out what the hell is going on in this picture.
Reverse bikini lines
A removable shower head would make this easier.
Show her you're nuts.
Not sure if typo'd homophone
Dude that's not cool phones have just as much right as you and me to get married now that they're all chatbots
Shower your crazy?
i don't get it, we all shower like that.
So thats how you're supposed to do it. Ya learn something new every day...
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