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Don't forget your earrings:
Please tell me that’s a cinnamon bun and not just missed spunk
Oh, I never miss. 😏
A wizard arrives precisely where he means to
I thought some monster just came on a snail
Ouch my ego. I thought girls enjoyed doing sex stuff.
There’s sex stuff, and then there’s the sticky, fragrant, bitter, salty, hard to wash off remains of sex stuff.
Nah, its fine not to like cum. We all don't need to be cumsluts.
Tho, I am a personal enjoyer of the after effects of sex. Soak me in girl juice.
I’m also very down for vaginal mucus, but semen is different for me (it’s the bitterness and the egg white consistency that makes cleaning up annoying). Do you like your own semen?
Edit: not to sound like nobody likes it. I know two men and one woman who fucking love semen. But everyone else I’ve talked about it with who comes into contact with it… plays up their enjoyment of it to be a good partner.
I'm not gonna say I enjoy my own cum but i've certainly enjoyed scenes involving me swallowing my own cum. The cleanup aspect you just get used to it and the bitterness can be solved through diet.
I'm not gonna say I enjoy my own cum but i've certainly enjoyed scenes involving me swallowing my own cum.
That’s about where most people I know who aren’t especially into semen are, myself included. Maybe I made it sound like a more negative opinion than it is. It’s just one of those things where the reality doesn’t live up to the fantasy for me, so I’ve got opposing desires for the semen deposit location (I’m sorry, this is a horrible way to describe it) based on arousal and pragmatism.
For what it’s worth, the ranking for me for most to least pragmatic goes: condom, mouth, body, vagina, hair. For arousal, it depends on the situation, but hair is also always last, lol.
Finally, I’m autistic and I don’t think this is the exact same metric allistic people would use (and they might be less bothered by the feeling of semen leaking out of them), so take this with a grain of salt.
Allistic people: onion people?!!?
Oh, you don't like the feeling of cum in you? Yeah, that ones been outside the norm at least for me.
On my relationships we basically had the same kind of scale, we'd try it all but once we found what we liked we'd stick with it most of the time. Tho, I do have a clear oral fixation either in giving or enjoying, so mouth is pretty high up that list for me.
All in all, I personally appreciated this discussion, as it's fairly rare to discuss these things with someone other than your current partner.
I like it inside me, unfortunately it always stays there until the worst possible moment and then comes out all at once. If I’m at home and not doing anything, that’s fine, but it’s pretty unpleasant for a morning quickie before work.
But yeah, thank you as well! It’s good to talk about stuff like this with people who aren’t partners.
Pineapple!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR PIZZA!!
If I can combine sex and pizza I will.
Oh hell yeah! Pineapple juice becomes water to me whenever i'm on a relationship.
I'll clean up after myself, if you catch my drift.
Depends on the person. I've had partners that love getting hoses down like that, and others who would rather take it in the mouth than ever have it touch their skin.
They do but not with men.
It looks kinda nice. I mean, if it didn't immediately make you think of squirting semen on someone's chest.
Make them red and it would look pretty rad
That would be for the goth crowd. Or emos, but I don't think they're still around.
We lurk in the shadows and wait for the trend to be popular again.
I see Gen Z emos sometimes. Not nearly with the same frequency as millennials back in the day, but emo is still around. Always makes me feel strangely proud of them for some reason 😅
Agreed, without the context this would kick ass. This is why we can't have nice things.
"We need to be saving money, not buying dogs and members of the Grateful Dead!"
"Hey, man, you told us how you got Mary Jane a pearl necklace."
"...You entirely missed the point of that story."
I have missed this somehow and I have a small musical project that's grateful dead music on instruments and in styles that are completely inappropriate for grateful dead music. Like dixieland jazz. And church music. What movie?
/c/theyknew
It would have worked if it was blood red.
It kinda looks cummy it not just the shape....
Stolen valor 😑
Design by Mia Khalifa jewelry?
When AI gets confused by sex terms.
You just can't make this shit up 🤣🤣
I'm gonna be rich
That’s cum your girlfriends a whore
AI bullshit.
Completely fake.
Reminds me of the Liz Truss Day Collar
The fucking what now?
Sounds like he had a wank on a head of lettuce