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I am whatever the fuck this is: "logistically difficult"
I'm safe!

all terfs must be sacrificed to appease sappho
Glory to the roommate!
Damn, discriminating against people with depression.
I feel like this post is pressuring me into concluding my depression is actually dysphoria so I can continue interacting with the lovely people here. I mean, that's one way to get a nerdy girlfailure in my life...
one cure for male loneliness is to turn it into female loneliness 🤔
Technically correct I suppose.
Does that help?
It did for me :3

I (privately) consider myself to be bi, even though I'm functionally straight, because i leave room for the possibility.
But, what happens when you get reported? 😬
You will be judged by a jury of your queers
You get sent to the Owl House realm and experience what joy it is to live in a queer friendly area
That sounds great! I really like queer spaces, even if i don't really fit in.
Honey if it don't fit, then you must use spit.
I consider myself to be bi even though I'm functionally gay, so I feel kinship with you. You're in the clear!
You two average out each other's bi-ness

I’m functionally ace, but I have gay thoughts today, so I guess it’s my safe day. Sounds like the other days I just don’t have to follow the rule
As an enby I have no fucking idea how to be gay. By liking men and women??? But then liking enbies just can't be straight, can it? What a conundrum. Good thing I'm aroace so I can just opt out
Being gay is liking the same gender that you are, so liking other enbies would be gay in your case, I suppose.
I was trying to be funny but that'd probably be technically correct, yes
Is it gay to like women?
if you like them in a gay way yes
I do like to hold hands
If you're a woman/nonbinary, yes!!
Only if you have trouble acting lesbian.
I need more practice.
Any volunteers?
oh, fun! any fellas wanna pretend to smooch eachother in the comments? mwa mwa mwwa
don't pretend

Well damn. I'll be a good citizen and go self-report myself, do i get a good plea deal this way?
sorry, you get to go to the gay gulags with the rest of your kind
...
even though this is a joke, it still feels wrong to say 😖
What is happening at the Gay gulags? Are we forced to mine Gaysapphium in the Homoerotic Mines?

"do i get a good plea deal this way?"
Yeah, you can wiggle it down to a thorough spanking and being a house slave for a weekend.
Oh god oh fuck
i remember seeing a version on R%ddit that claims H#ts will be shot on sight
Straights will be shot with HRT to make them gay.

Oh, of course - a shot gun!
does a gun still work after being shot?
This is the smartest conversion therapy
what do you mean "june", it's just june
Sadly, emphasis and quotation use a similar tone in speech so people misuse quotation marks a lot, especially if bold/italics isn't available
In German it’s „Juni“ (pronounced you-nii) as in „you need to not be straight“
is fapping to Jordan Jensen gay?
If you're a woman
Pretends to talk and walk like a gay, gets caught anyways and it's forced gay loool.
I often think of myself as a lesbian. hits blunt