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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 points 56 minutes ago

Welcome to the toilet bowl. Enjoy the view

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

It's because they all imagine themselves as the center of everything.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 44 minutes ago

The real answer is because it's a really easy unimaginative design. We basically have to be lucky that they didn't try and change one of their letters into the logo I'll put a giant X at the start and a Z at the end, but maybe that's too 1990s.

XAI★ZZ2000

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 hours ago

Full of shit, made by assholes, produces diarrhea.

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Would be proud.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 6 hours ago

You've heard of nominative determinism, well now we've got iconographic determinism!

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago
[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 57 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Because they constantly spew bullshit?

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

The amount of updates confirms this was more than likely everyone's first thought

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 32 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Simple.

During sex, the butthole is either visible, in the near vicinity or the active target of stimulation.

Basically the only times you generally actually see a butthole (in general people) is when your genitals are swollen.

So see butthole, remember sexy times unconsciously.

Or not. But it sounds like something that would come out of a marketing department.

[–] magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This reads like an alien trying to explain why humans like buttholes.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 28 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You just moved up the probing list

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 114 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Because a dick is too obvious:

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 86 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Technically anus translates from Latin to old people so "from many old people" is still accurate

[–] SystemDisc@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Shouldn’t it be “anum”?

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 5 points 10 hours ago

(I think that was the joke)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 123 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Because that's who runs them. A butthole.

And because it perfectly illustrates what value AI brings. Because the only thing that comes from it is shit.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I agree, but you can also fart from a butthole (which is funny) & some people have sex with them.

Nobody is fucking Sam and co. & they are not funny.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

In capitalist US, butthole fucks you!

[–] brem@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Yakov? Damn you still owe me for all those nights in Branson, Missouri!!!

It's a shit service.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 81 points 21 hours ago

There should be a product which removes AI from programs. It's logo could be toilet paper, because it wipes away the shit.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

Mind of the beholder?

I'm reminded of a college Art History prof who thought every ancient image or object that was round represented Mother Earth, and anything long was phallic. Nevermind that these were the same people who figured out agriculture, medicine, fermentation, engineering, laws... [all the things the Romans did for us besides Nothing]... but somehow they were only capable of two artistic concepts.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

This is basically what I was saying. What the hell. I find people claiming every cylinder in art to be a dick insufferable too.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I cannot stand people like that professor, like anytime there's 3 of something it must be because the artist is deeply Christian and trying to evoke the holy trinity.

Or maybe they bought a four pack of apples or bananas and ate one before doing the still life! Not everything has to have some deep meaning, sometimes people just paint shit Mrs. Foxtrot!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Triple symbolism is practically everywhere both before and after the rise of Christianity. The most notable example I can think of is the Valknut from Norse culture.

[–] KillerWhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's almost like the Christians assimilated the culture of the preceding civilisations

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That ain't really a direct issue with Christianity though their synchrotism game is fucken solid. Every culture does this either with their ancestor culture or with interacted cultures usually both. The stupidity isn't saying that certain symbols are associated with X, Y, or Z but with having the buck stop with said association. The triple symbolism goes back to the Neolithic in Europe and given how common wood tools seem to have been id hazard a guess there may have been even older examples somewhere that were simply lost due to being made of more perishable materials.

Yes agreed, there will always be voluntary, or involuntary, sharing of ideas, and respectfully, I think you intended "syncretism" as I had to look that up. Which defines the idea of cultural blending.

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 34 points 20 hours ago (5 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

All those folks worrying about population decline should be thrilled

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Because they are full of shit

[–] deliriousdreams@fedia.io 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] grte@lemmy.ca 37 points 20 hours ago

Whatever the visual equivalent of nominative determinism is, I suppose.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 18 hours ago

It's because it's all just ass tricks

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 17 points 19 hours ago

Because the assholes ruining the whole world genuinely think it's funny to do shit like that right in our faces, let's be honest

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 9 points 18 hours ago

They're showing you where their product comes from.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 15 points 21 hours ago

E pluribus anum

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