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[–] Azzu@leminal.space 128 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

The problem here is that he obviously didn't get her new Tupperware after.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can buy mom's Tupperware, but one cannot just buy granny's Tupperware.

There were parties, and appetizers and large purchases.

Occasionally you can find a classic piece on eBay for $26 like this specimen

But the new stuff just isn't the same and granny wants her legacy back gosh darn it.

[–] Azzu@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I understand, however even nonoptimal plastic boxes are better than a bag.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

For my man here, absolutely. But he's dissapointed grandma. He's gettin the bag as a reminder.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Was gonna say. You know the solution here.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

attending a Tupperware meeting? How do you even do that?!

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe he did, but that's not the point grandmother is making.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

we all know granny isn't using actual Tupperware. It's old butter or cottage cheese containers.

They will still disown you if you lose them though.

My grandma had her original Tupperware from the 70s!

[–] s@piefed.world 35 points 3 days ago (4 children)

What’s with people omitting the possessive apostrophe and letter S? The word “granny” reads like an adjective here

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 64 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thats super cool, thanks for the link!

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

classic one is "baby momma" in general american would be "[my] baby's mother"

[–] rishado@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Anyone else feel guilty when bad grammar is explained by aave? I understand it's cultural but it feels patronizing af

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Language is largely an arbitrary collection of rules consensually agreed upon. It's no wonder that throughout history, it has been the ruling classes that spoke the most “correctly” and the poor that spoke “incorrectly.” Grammar is a tool of social control.

Free your mind.

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

It’s not bad grammar. It’s different grammar than the “Standard American English” most of us learned in school, and sometimes described as bad grammar for generally racist historical reasons.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Possessive determiners are adjectives.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 days ago

It's common in AAVE - nothing wrong with it

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do you know it's supposed to have an apostrophe and an S though?

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Context, but I do think that it's important enough to not omit

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That is some artful bagging of a meal. One bag, yet neatly compartmentalized with virtually no smearing on the bag. Damn.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

And everything in that picture was hours of cooking, cleaning. God I'm tired just looking at that bag.

Granny could probably sell those on doordash for $35 a pop :)

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

My leftovers look more like some strange sea life from the murky depths.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Blud, count yourself fortunate that she's still giving you food. If I'd gone and lost my grandma's Tupperware, she'd straight up murder me ass.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Get in the mud to have some gud fud, blud.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Damn that looks delicious.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In Canada, care comes in bags.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

So does milk but that don’t make it right.

Nah, j/k. Go on with your wacky milk bags, ya crazy hosers.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Canada comes in Care Bears.

I'm conflicted if I should upvote this. I'm a little disgusted, but also turned on.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Wise woman, your gran.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

THE BAG OF SHAMEEEE

I prefer bags.