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this post was submitted on 31 May 2026
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Jokes on you!
Way ahead of ya.
If anyone knows anything about anything please let me know.
This is a bell
My area of expertise does not extend much beyond this, do you have any other questions on what is a bell or not?
Might want to be careful with that...
everyone right here this is a good example. Mr Scotty Tay has a valuable statement here. that statement is also not a bell.
I know of a game
Triangles have three sides
Source???
tri = three
angle = rail
this concludes our three week intensive course on triangles
you can tell by the way it is
Just like aspen trees
it was 2:27 pm when i posted this comment
I might know a few things but I'm not sure...
Water is made of hydrogen and oxygen atoms.
Oh! I knew that!
Okay @dan1101, I know anything about anything.
I'd rather just rotate the cow 🐄
Dude osculate your bovine on your own time
I never stopped
Please don't waste my data when I can rotate it in my mind.
Unironically tensing up and then relaxing helped
Is called progressive muscle relaxation
Lift with your back in a jerking, twisting motion.
I would love to destroy myself with stress tonight, but this fentanyl is just hitting the spot a little too well for me to stress.
Sorry man, I'm deep in with the hydro homies. I won't be giving up my water.
Going for a cup now…second in half an hour. I had to have a camera up my tradesman’s yesterday …after 1am I spent most of the day on the toilet and I really didn’t drink enough water after the camera.
You gotta Vaseline up every morning in case of a camera incident. Especially if you are at risk of being abducted and probed.
Drop the water and put your hands on your head! DROP IT!
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!
Just like the old gypsy woman said!
Come into my office and tell me that to my face
This is stupid, it doesn't even mention buying guns.
I was already most of the way there and it's 06:40. I am drinking coffee, though, which I suppose is mostly water.
Stop breathing manually.
Start wearing purple
Fuck you i don't do what you tell me!
Oh... Oh that's nice...
Good boy
Oh no, the thing is to drink too much water.
"You know what? Im going to do it just for a laugh. Wait. Thats just normal. Fuck."