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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 hour ago

If you don't like it, fuck it or fork off

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

"Pissing in the soup" doesn't really work here unless you're adulterating the software with something malicious.

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 18 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

This was in response to rsync having horrible new bugs from vibe coding that were so bad that people thought they had malware. Does the intent matter when the end result is the same?

[–] somegeek@programming.dev 5 points 42 minutes ago (1 children)

Holy crap I thought rsync is a super serious and professional program. Didn't thought they ruin it with vibecodeing.

A lot of important infra depends rsync.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 minutes ago

You mean like near every program?

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Funny, that nearly tracks for the US, except it'd need to feed said homeless first. So far, it's just pissing on us poors. No soup.

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)

Obligatory "No soup for you!"

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 minutes ago

I'd give up soup of the piss'd stop raining, flooding, rotting everything we're each trying to work on. ✊🏼

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 57 points 5 hours ago

Tell you what that Rsync thread is just a goldmine.

While I'm generally not one to complain about something I'm getting for free, and I do understand the dev wanting to make more efficient use of their time...

I don't think people are wrong here expressing their annoyance at what was previously feature complete and stable software being vibe-code updated into a buggy mess.

... And that's without mentioning the ethical and security issues posed by vibe-coded software.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

…Regardless of the code assistant, I’m not seeing any cause for alarm in my personal usage, yet. Feature requests and issues are getting closed, even urgent security ones that shouldn’t have been posted in that manner:

https://github.com/RsyncProject/rsync/issues/871

https://github.com/RsyncProject/rsync/issues/882

Seems like business as usual:

https://social.treehouse.systems/@thesamesam/116662824873341085

One thing I will say on rsync is that regressions aren't new with it. It does something hard: it has to deal with symlinks. Releases have often had regressions for a long time, especially for security fixes, and it long predates LLMs, because symlinks are hard. Of course seeing a gazillion Claude commits still makes me uncomfortable, but it's important to see what's new as well.

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 65 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

But if the chef wants oranges in the pea soup, and you don't like that, it's fair to say go to another soup kitchen.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 20 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Except that his idea of oranges is piss.

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

If it's about AI slop pull requests, it's more akin to a microwaved orange tbf.

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 points 44 minutes ago

Mmm warm orange juice and toothpaste!

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[–] Calyhre@lemmy.world 35 points 6 hours ago

Depends if you are upfront about it or not

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