Man wasn't ready for a mohawk, got himself a lesshawk instead.
this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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I almost spit my coffee at this comment
Lohawk
Based solely on this mans haircut, he either pulls ass like a monster, or never sees the boobies.
Iโm gonna go with option 2
I choose to go with option 1.
The x axis isn't long enough. I'm certain that there's a new plateau once the "lecherous old man" phase kicks in.
What about women's interest in breasts over time?
I'm guessing here, but it's probably similar, if not higher...just for a few more personal reasons.
c/tshirtsthatgohard
Breast feeding, then plateau, then puberty
What age did he stop breast feeding though?
If he was four thats a bold flex...
What about the gays though
In my experience, good boobs are appreciated by everyone across the gender and sexuality spectrum
As someone on the ace end of the sexuality spectrum, I can say that even if I am not attracted to them I do still appreciate a good pair of boobs yes.
Yes agreed, as a gay man I can see the particular function of a well proportioned set of jubblies.
Excellent mammories for all.
Moobs
How Monty Burns convinced this new fashion trend to have negative sideburns I'll never know.
I still like him better than Steinbrenner.
I can't decide if this shirt is cornier worn by a man or a woman
It's called a "shirt". Google it