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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 47 minutes ago* (last edited 46 minutes ago) (1 children)

The best typing training I ever got was IRC. You had to learn to type fast or some idiot wouldn't know how wrong he was.

This definitely prepared me for a career where 90% of my interaction with coworkers is via chat.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 30 minutes ago

My parents had me partake in a touch typing course. Only a few years later, after becoming a wbb2 forum mod, did I truly begin to appreciate and practice that skill.

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 5 points 59 minutes ago

I grew up with a computer in the 80s and for years i would stare at the keyboard while mentally keeping track of what I was typing.

I took keyboarding in middle school and learned to touch type but it took years of practice to break the habits I formed as a child.

Now I'll be typing something and my husband will walk in so I'll pause and look over to see what he needs. One time he said "don't stop on my account" so I started typing again while staring at him.

I can hold a full conversation while doing this but have to slow down to around 60wpm to avoid transcribing the conversation.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Something tells me that even if they taught typing, whoever's asking that question wouldn't have paid attention in that class anyway.

... or they know perfectly well and this is just another shitty clickbait post to generate engagement.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

I tried learning how to type properly but my hand joints have always been shitty so I do what I can. I also grew up PC gaming and that influenced how I type. My boss asked me if I learned to type after I started gaming and I was like "yeah." And he said, "I can tell"

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 points 48 minutes ago (2 children)

I learnt to use these... Completely without instruction. I move my hands as I type and alternate my fingers by default.
I've tried touch typing tutorials, where I'm meant to keep my fingers within a 'zone', however it was causing my hands to cramp once I reached 90 WPM.

These little indicators are lovely for touch typing though, even if I'm not doing it 'properly'. No repetitive strain injury in my weird way of typing without looking though!

[–] Courantdair@jlai.lu 1 points 16 minutes ago

You can avoid pain with the proper layout though, try workman or dvorak

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 46 minutes ago

Same here. The lines let me know where my fingers are in relation to the keyboard. Mavis Beacon would scream if she saw how I type, but I can do it at around 90wpm without looking.

[–] Airfried@piefed.social 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Having a booth for a PC game at conventions used to be difficult because people were not familiar with keyboard and mouse controls. If you weren't prepared for this you basically had to quickly add controller support somehow and send someone from your team to the next electric store and to buy a bunch of controllers.

Nowadays, though? Game convention visitors these days barely know how to hold a controller. They keep poking at the screens, hoping something happens. It's a frustrating experience for indie devs sometimes.

So yeah I'm not surprised when people look at keyboards like they're some kind of ancient slate.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

People look at me like I'm taking crazy pills when I bring up The Typing of the Dead. Literally House of the Dead with a keyboard. You type or you die. It brings that Dark Souls energy to Mavis Beacon's doorstep.

[–] __hetz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 49 minutes ago

First played it on my Sega Dreamcast. Probably the only way I could still play now since I don't have a CRT anymore for light guns.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

They don't teach typing anymore. Which is like. Makes zero sense.

I see college kids typing out essays with two index fingers.

No one learns typing unless forced. It's super boring.

They need to make it mandatory in public schools. Or future generations will be unable to type properly.

I learned it back in like 8th grade or something.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

When I was a kid they taught us how to type in school. But they taught everybody how to type wrong: with your hands parallel to each other, instead of wrists straight. I nearly got carpal tunnel syndrome and had to learn how to type a second time!

[–] amgine@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

We were taught the same. With a paper over our hands so we couldn’t cheat. My hands naturally moved off home row because it felt awkward to have my wrists bent. I hate the “natural” keyboards but my hands rest like they’re designed

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I learned to keep my hands like that thanks to a really weird looking A4Tech ergonomic keyboard, then I realized I could just keep my wrists like that on any keyboard.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

8th grade? I had typing lessons in 4th!

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"They don't teach typing anymore"... for what, a job in the typing pool?? 😅

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

People still do data entry. Mostly in India, but it still happens.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I never learned to type. I have my own inefficient style

[–] rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm in my mid-20s, and I taught myself to type using only my index and pointer fingers (plus thumb for space bar). Had about 80 wpm, but made quite a few errors.

A few years ago, I swapped to Colemak and took that opportunity to finally learn to touch-type. Now I'm at 95 wpm with much better accuracy, and I don't need to look anymore. Feels way more comfortable to type too.

On mobile, I still use QWERTY and type with my thumbs. I can do that reasonably well with my eyes closed, considering the complete lack of tactile feedback.

Turner orr ep3ll chk3cker and typed this sentence with my eyrs floser. ("Turned off spell checker and typed this sentence with my eyes closed.")

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Dude you're not hitting 80 WPM with pokey-poke

I worked with a dude that insisted his speed was insane and when we tested him and took errors into account, the actual WPM was more like 15.

E: anybody who doubts this, please recall that a word is five character average, so 80 words per minute, including shift, capitals, punctuation, numerals, means this person is hitting over 400+ Keys a minute... 7 Keys a second. Ain't going to happen with two fingers lmao... You can put your fingers on a desk, no keyboard, and you wouldn't be able to strike the desk 400+ times a minute with your fingertips. Pure delusion.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

It's at the upper end of what is physically possible, but it is possible. It would look pretty weird watching someone do it, I imagine. This is basically what high end Starcraft players are doing, except with a mouse added in.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

It's not possible, period.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Your index finger isn't what you use to point?

[–] Bratosch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe his Index is on the left hand and his pointer on the right

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago

👨‍🍳🤌🫴

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[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 39 points 6 hours ago (7 children)

As a blind computer user I'm shocked at how many people forget touch typing exists. I learned earlier than most, by necessity, and didn't have to take the then-mandatory keyboarding classes in middle school.

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 121 points 8 hours ago (17 children)

Just showing off, excuse me

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Wish they offered ortho too.

[–] nycvin@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

Now make it dvorak

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 215 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Well, username checks out.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 33 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Homeboy mixed up his username and his password.

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[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

30 Years ago

F J F J F J .... G H G H G H ....

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Look, I hadn't learned what to do with girls yet ok? I got better.

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