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[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

i don’t get this, in some cases i can see taste being complimentary, but you have to also consider that most tastes of the same type compete.

if i was going to eat 2k calories of sugar, i prefer to enjoy every calorie.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 8 hours ago

NGL, I want one.

[–] charokol@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

I like eating trash and nothing about this looks appetizing

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

America pushing people aside and running to the front: ..... HOLD MY BEER!

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve never understood 1) how this works, and 2) why???

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)
  1. Make deep frying batter. dip frozen ~~batter~~ butter in ~~butter~~ batter so it won't defrost by the time the batter is fried.
  2. I don't know why. 😭🇺🇸
[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That sounds like you're just making batter balls.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I think I said it the wrong way around, it's been a horrible day.

FIX : Make deep frying batter. dip frozen butter in batter so it won’t defrost by the time the batter is fried.

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Not to be that guy, but his name was Wilford not Wilfred.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 14 hours ago

As you said, his name was Wilford but now it's Wilfred

[–] seathru@quokk.au 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] addie@feddit.uk 1 points 10 hours ago

Oh yeah, was just watching Hard Target the other day. Terrible film, but he's great in it.

[–] dil@lemmy.zip 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Title reminded me of this dude, need to rewatch the show, it's been a long time since I thought of it. Convinced my gullibe roommate I wasn't real and just in his head when we were spamming psychedelics while watching the show (for like 30 minutes, but the mf actually believed it, sht lowkey annoyed me, like how up your own ass do you gotta be to believe you're making up other ppl and they don't really exist, I was just joking in an obvious way lol)

[–] dil@lemmy.zip 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

To anyone who hasn't seen the show, you're never really sure if wilfred is real and some spirit talking to ryan or if it's just from ryan abusing drugs and in his head. This show was designed to f with your head, it's great and elijah wood's the main character. Super underrated and it's mainly a comedy which definitely helps it's not feel too mindfucky. Wilfred to everyone else is just an actual dog not a human in a suit.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dil@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

Maybe the show never existed, kinda what I convinced him, that the show only existed In his head and it was his subconcious way of telling himself I'm not real lol.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 15 hours ago

The shot with the noose hanging in the background when he's trying to convince McCready he's okay is sooo creepy

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago

That sounds revolting and it makes my teeth hurt.

Eat a GD vegetable

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

You either become an alpha or live long enough to diabetes.

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Oh god i want that. Sugar will be my death.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 15 hours ago

I would try a bite, once. Maybe eat a whole one if it was the size of an Oreo. It’s always just too much.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago