"Uh... What are you doing?"
girl, scraping tongue with paper towel "I'm gonna make it so dry for you..."
this post was submitted on 29 May 2026
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It's fucked up, but there's a reason why I had the best time with women who were insecure in their formative years. Even if they later realized they were beautiful they had a sense of needing to work to be desired.
And I could be all sorts of different reasons: used to be fat, grew tall way earlier than everyone else, was the only person of their ethnic group in their school, has a prominent scar or birthmark. But their adolescent experiences helped drive their attitudes towards others, and I found it most fun to date or even befriend people who had once had something to prove.
Yes, same with men, the hotter the guy the more boring and less skilled he is in my experience. Like yes you’re so beautiful and have a great body etc but just looking at you isn’t really going to get me there…
babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around
As an orthodontist, I don't see what the problem is.
What the fuck does this mean??
"Giving straight teeth" = letting her teeth scrape up against dick during a blowjob
"Pull a chick" = go home with a woman who wants to have sex with you
"Bad" = Sexy, hot
"Lock In" = concentrate and perform at a high level
Toothy bj
She's scraping it with her teeth
bruh I thought straight teeth meant she had good teeth
I think it's something like "she's straight-up giving teeth" or something along those lines.
That sounds horrible.
Scrapin' fellatin'.
For this type of meme we should always have the inverse for girl, it’s 2026 guys
Beard stubble?
Nonbinary meme too 🏳️🌈
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