Do this:
Hope this helps!
this post was submitted on 29 May 2026
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A barrel roll!
Just don't pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.
Pfft. Learn to time travel n00b. Skill issue.
Multiverse travel. The timeline shows very different results ocurring but there's no z-axis to show us where they occur.
One day we'll figure out the mysteries of the stockmos...
Honestly this makes as much sense as what the market is actually doing.
"It's possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system."
You would have to be a fucking idiot not to buy here... the pattern is so ovious
When time is being manipulated and it's not you doing it... a time traveller is profitting off the stock market. SELL!
Instead of buying and selling futures you have to get into the pasts market.
And don't say "turn your piss into gold" because it's sold out already.
You snooze, you lose. Better luck in the next economic crisis!
You gotta invest in those countries that already have experience in upside down, like Australia
Instructions unclear, invested in Hawkins, Indiana.
Short yesterday
This is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.
If you see a ticker board like that, wake up. Or actually don't. Use it as a trigger to know you're dreaming and have a nice lucid dream.
Maybe a CRT monitor and a big magnet?
Easy, if the market bifurcates in time, you simply exist in the time before the bifircation event (use time machine if necessary) then you buy the cheap one and sell it as expensive.
Ride the time singularity to the past, then enjoy dinosaurs.
stonks
You need a reverse mortgage to ride this out.
Once the market bends back in time and is behind us, we can all go outside again.
Is this the stock price for Pork Futures?
I'm a bit more of a risk adverse investor, but I buy both low and high, so I can diversify and normalize losses and gains as they re-converge.
Inverse back-testing
If you can reverse time like this, you'll have more interesting things to do than market manipulation