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Zuckerberg fired thousands of Meta workers in the Seattle area then pulled up to port in his gigantic yacht
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be a shame if it sunk
this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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The predators!
What are they doing, where are they, when can we eat them?
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Things happen.
It sure would be a pity if something were to happen to it.
Can't wait for someone to firebomb the thing...
1400 someones
That monster would make a great reef.
A better one if pre-filled with owners.
Fodder for the fishes, finally useful.
Toxic, full of heavy metals & plastics, but on a global level that leads to an overall ecologically beneficial impact (less pollution).
Where my orca homies?
Asking for a friend, what is damage control like on a super yacht?
Probably has watertight bulkheads.
They keep the water out. Do they keep the billionaires in?
So did the Titanic
He then proceeded to piss over the side of his yacht, on the people on the dock below, while yelling "Fuck you!" at them.
There's a former 20% of his workforce in the area that can make a boat sink. Fixed that for ya 😉
I wonder what the security team even does, to make sure no torpedo or anything, takes out the whole yacth.
They have a special radar to detect any wooden structures with a gravity assisted cutting blade in a several 1000 mile radius.
It detected they sick the local police force on everyone in that general vicinity.
It's a simple system that just works.
*their wealth in their faces
Oligarchs just stole that wealth.