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[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Typically pilot g2. Regular bic at work though. I feel nothing when i lose them

[–] chowdertailz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Always have 2 in my pocket.

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

2, gels take too long to dry and smear.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

I always bite the end off biros, so that’s a problem.

[–] Nefara@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Got converted to the pilot G-2 club (5) by someone who goes through an ink refill a week with them. They are precise, reliably dark, and silky smooth to write with. I am actively disappointed when forced to write with average pens instead

[–] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 6 hours ago

I think #2 is a v5, nice pen, but the v7 is much better.

If #2 is a v5 then I go for #3, the sharpie s-gel. All solid choices, 6 is a little more niche and most of these can't replace 6, nor can it replace a standard writing implement. 6 is a trick entry

[–] bioluminea@anarchist.nexus 4 points 8 hours ago

5 writes like silk. I really love that pen, especially that chonky boy 1.0mm

[–] yuri@pawb.social 3 points 8 hours ago

i pick the fountain pen i’m already carrying with the fatass german medium nib and enough ink to last a year between refills.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago
  1. I already rock these in dark purple ink. For me there is no other.
[–] freeman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Good and reliable. Any with ink like 5 are annoying to use left handed.
[–] wh90b@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago

I'm left handed and stick with the dry ass bic crystal. Everything else smears or just stops working in the middle of a letter.

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago
[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

All of them will run out of ink long before I do, though.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 hours ago
  1. But honestly after using the Pilot G2 0.7 for years, I've found the Pentel Energel Kuro 0.7 to be the superior comparable pen.
[–] marighost@piefed.social 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Number 5, Gimmie that G2, baby.

[–] DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

3 or 5. I need to click the button on top 10 times a second. There's no way I'm giving that up.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

As someone who enjoys the sound of another person obsessively and rapidly clicking their pen nearby, I would just like to say thank you. As a token of my appreciation, I would like to award you with the medal of clicking. So, if you would be so kind, please DM me your full legal name and address along with several recent photos of yourself from various angles as it will help with the delivery process and not so I can brutally kill you because that incessant clicking sound drives me into a murderous rage. Again, thank you and congratulations.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Sounds trustworthy to me.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

This and the stupid pocket clip on every other pen there is gonna tear up my hand. see how 5 is rounded? fucking genius

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Where's my fountain pen? Say Lamy Safari.

These are all newbie pens.

😔

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Respect. Although, I prefer a TWSBI 580.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

Had a TWSBI (ECO I think, the 580 is put of my leage IIRC) lovely and with a spring loaded pump, much fun until kids dropped it and bent the nib beyond repay. They are super expensive 🫠 like like a new pen...

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago
[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 1 points 9 hours ago

No mechanical pencil options? If I have to give up my Pentel Graphgear 1000 for some inky un-erasable bullshit I'm ending it all.

[–] mirisgaiss@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago
  1. writes smooth, is fidget toy
[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago

1-7

My handwriting is shit no matter what kind of pen I use.

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Fuck yeah. I buy so many of these because people steal them from me. They're so good I ain't even mad.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna be chaotic and say that I have no preference unless any are felt tip. I don't want those.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

They are good for certain things, but they are atrocious as a general purpose pen.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks for the additional perspective. What's their best use case?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I like them when I need to write on corrugated cardboard. Better than ball points anyway. Don't need as much pressure to write so I'm not accidentally poking through the cardboard.

That's all that comes to mind. I just assume there are other use cases.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Fair enough, but if I have to write on cardboard, I'll probably use a giant felt tip like a sharpie.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

4 by a wide margin.

1 is good but it skips more in my experience.

2 is probably better for art. The long thin tip is less obstructive to vision, but it's fragile enough that I wouldn't want to lend it.

3 It's a gel pen, which is a good compromise between rollerball and ballpoint in many ways. However, if you can handle the problems of a gel pen, you can handle a rollerball and get better results.

5 (see number 3)

6 The writing equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. I can feel the texture of the paper on my teeth when I write with a felt-tip pen. No cost or performance benefit over other options, to my knowledge. Probably just an outdated technology.

7 The best general-purpose pen in terms of cost per mile. Prone to smudging even years afterward, it's probably the lowest quality and least secure option here. Very easy to wash out, even accidentally with hand sanitizer.

4 is the supercar of the disposable pen world perhaps overshadowed only by the rare disposable fountain pen. Least likely to skip, by far. The specialized ink soaks into paper and becomes insoluble to water, alcohol and acetone once dried. Won't leak on an airplane like some pens. Problems include smearing wet ink and bleed-through. Smearing is mostly a skill issue for right-handed writers. Blotters are always an option, too. Bleed through is about paper quality and technique.

[–] aloofPenguin@piefed.world 7 points 17 hours ago

3 and 5. The gel ink on 3 is superb, and 5 is smooth, if not with a bit of friction.

[–] IncognitoMosquito@beehaw.org 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

#7, because it doesn't say I will be magically provided any pens, and that's the only style I know how to easily obtain. Which is important because I lose pens often.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 14 hours ago

I was going to say 7 because that's literally the only kind of pen I use for writing on paper.

Cheap, lasts ages, and if I lose one I can just nab another from IncognitoMosquito's desk :-)

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

As long as its ISO 12757-2 certified i dont care. But would be a hassle if not because if i cant use any other pencil i cant sign documents.

Like think 5 is an eraseable one and in case of 7 ive never seen some certification on the ink tube so they would be ruled out

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I gotta know why you selected two uniball rollerball pens and one pilot gel pen but not the pilot rollerball pen.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 5 points 17 hours ago
[–] zewm@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I fuck with 1, 5 and 6 if they are 1mm. I don’t fuck with 0.7 pens.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

0.7 is way too thick. 0.5 is acceptable if there aren't any 0.38 available.

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

For me 0.7 is way too thin. I need them thicc ass lines.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Right? I'll use 0.7 rarely for flare on a birthday card or something like that, but not for routine use. 1mm is insane. Might as well use a chisel-tipped marker.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 5 points 18 hours ago

2 if it's the same tip size I have at home but something else if it's thicker. My handwriting is not great so thin = more definition = better chance of reading whatever I scratched.

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