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Hunt on for 'Ranksy' graffiti artist who sprayed 'I farted in yoga' on wall (metro.co.uk)
submitted 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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The mystery artist dressed in shorts and a white t-shirt moves quickly to write the message with a backwards E on hoardings in Shepherds Bush.

In the video taken from council CCTV, the man checks for local enforcement before cracking on with his major contribution to society.

Schoolkids are seen to stop and laugh as they see what he is spraying on the grey panels.

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 1 hour ago

Took me a while to realize it was yoga and not Yoda

I was imagining some sort of enema tube going between their butts.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 42 points 14 hours ago

[–] mech@feddit.org 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The copyright symbol is the cherry on top.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 11 points 12 hours ago

How many years in prison we think he deserves, 10?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Romanum eunt domus?

[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I sharted in yoga class once.

It was mortifying.

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 9 points 12 hours ago

it's a humbling experience, shitting oneself as an adult.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 94 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

"I fart 3D in yoga"

It's like Dolby Digital: 'it's all around you'

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 50 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

The audience is getting a whiff.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago

I can hear this comment... thank God I cant smell it.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Oh yeah, that's the stuff

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

There's been one of those in Exeter for a few years now.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 29 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Fartwork

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

Fartist

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

It's a living

[–] plyth@feddit.org 25 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Turns out it was Banksy, being ironic, and the wall is now worth millions.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

Millions of foorts

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 14 hours ago

We need to round up and interrogate those laughing kids!

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Hmmmm.. now that is artwork everyone needs more of..

[–] glups@piefed.social 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Not the hero we deserve

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 14 hours ago

Nor need either? 🤪

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Is it really them?