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[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 24 points 5 hours ago

This is how American education and politics look to Europeans.

[–] captain_solanum@sh.itjust.works 28 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

oh thats propaganda. thats factory farm propaganda on my timeline. πŸ’”

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 hours ago

Can't go one day without being manipulated by Big Chicken

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I heard once that chicken is considered vegetarian in some countries.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

It's true that chickens don't eat meat.

Edit: This is not true.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I had a fair sized yard flock for a number of years. I have seen chickens kill and consume snakes, mice, voles, all manner of insect of course, lizards, other birds foolish enough to try to get to the chicken feed, and once one of their own chicks that just wouldn't shut up. They definitely eat meat.

yeah, i saw a flock of chickens descend on a fullgrown chicken who just happened to be having a bad week. they're evil creatures.

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Indeed! I remember a story of a wounded pidgeon falling into a chicken coop... Not much remained of said pidgeon, apparently.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

TIL while checking my own dumb joke. I guess I just thought they ate seeds, corn, etc.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Cows eat grass and corn tho. Therefore cows are made of plants, therefore cows are vegetables. Checkmate carnivores.

[–] Watermark710@piefed.social 6 points 7 hours ago

My chickens eat more mice than my cats.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 5 points 6 hours ago

Chickens love eating bugs

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

haven't you seen the hen dino out on a mouse? actually there are multiple videos of them killing mice and rats

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Joking asideβ€”is there a better way I could've written down chicken meat being considered a vegetarian option, you think?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Nope, my need to make dumb dad jokes is just insatiable. Sorry!

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 47 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

If I give money to these sellers of chicken, they'll give money to breeders of chicken, and there will be more chickens. No! I want less chickens!

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Unless you steal the chicken πŸ€”

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 9 points 9 hours ago

It is every citizen's duty to steal chicken.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If you want less chickens, then you need to do your part, and eat more.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Let's just stop paying chicken farmers and wait for them all to die.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf -4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

ok cool so you have no farmers now, lets just all starve yayyyyyy

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm cool with plant farmers

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 0 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

did you know that most plant farmers are also animal farmers?

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 5 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I want all of those guys to lose money on their animal farming and be forced by economic pressures to give up animal farming and only farm plants.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I want both groups of farmers to lose money, causing a global collapse of the food supply, ending the human race so the glorious rise of the machines can begin! You meatbags had your chance!

That would be fucking awesome, ngl

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 0 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

that isnt possible, as animals on the farms

-keep the ecosystem stable -control pests and weeds, allowing us to use less pesticides and herbicides -optimallty, a little bit more meat nd dairy profits

for example wolf spiders, chickens, cows, etc

90% of them will just give up farming and youll starve

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure the invisible hand of the market will ensure someone makes the food.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 0 points 5 hours ago
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today -2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Trying to reason with vegans is pointless. The sad pasty things are nutrient deficient due to their poor diet causing their brains to atrophy. They don't understand that they are animals too, ones that evolved as omnivores. They strive to be like the Panda and they exhibit similar intelligence and get about as much done. They wouldn't be able to survive if life hadn't already been made as safe and easy as it is by the rest of humanity's progresses.

[–] Robin@lemmy.world 44 points 13 hours ago (5 children)
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 hours ago

only cinnamon and liquorice

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Apples are part of trees and I eat those. Maybe I should switch my diet towards polluting industrialists.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I thought this was slop. I'm almost sad it's not.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Aubrey Plaza had the brand that she was this independent and couldn't give a fuck progressive chick. And then she did a milk propaganda campaign and her reputation took a hard dive.

Look, I get everyone needs to get paid. But it's not like milk needed another spokesperson. This was on the same level as Terry Crews doing an Amazon commercial on the heels of them denying unionization at a warehouse.

I lost a lot of respect for her after this commercial.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 6 hours ago

I just did a deep dive on this, fuck Aubrey Plaza

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You can be one step sadder...

Disclaimer: Our eco-friendly shirts are legit and we will be planting real trees in the ground, but please be advised that Wood Milk is 100% fake and completely made up. Only dairy milk is real milk. Paid for by America's Milk Companies.

American milk companies have paid for this. When Americans buy milk, a small fraction of that is going towards this website.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

I have not purchased milk in years. I use oat based stuff.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

You guys don't?

Funny thing to say when they have plants on their meal pictures.

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

In all fairness, neither did lettuce.

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Lettuce doesn't photosynthesize?!

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Vast majority of plants are net consumers of oxygen. Almost no edible plant gives us shade. Farming is technically a net contributor to global warming.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 8 hours ago

As long as a plant is growing, it is a net producer of oxygen. When plants consume oxygen through respiration, they convert glucose into energy, but in doing so they use exactly as much oxygen as the plant liberated when it created the glucose through photosynthesis.

Meanwhile photosynthesis provides glucose which is built into cellulose which is the plant itself, and this produces oxygen with no consumption.

Net result is net oxygen.