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[–] RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world 148 points 6 days ago (3 children)

How the hell could they even make a final cut when they didn’t have razors?

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 58 points 6 days ago

The door is there dad

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 56 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The saddest thing about the story of Jesus is that he never got to see Margot Robbie's extremely hairy armpits.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 53 points 6 days ago (9 children)

I stopped shaving mine years ago because it seemed like I was developing an intolerance to every razor blade.

I told people it was cause I am a feminist.

I also was sorely disappointed in what grew in.

My whole life I thought if I let it go natural I'd have this majestic thick black beard under there. Something to be proud of, you know?

However after it grew in, it's a medium brown. And the hair is actually kind of fine and fluffy. And not dense. And

I guess this is the feeling men have when they try to grow a beard and find out they are one of the ones who can't do a decent job of it.

I wanted something to make people uncomfortable. To challenge their preconceived notions of womanhood.

Instead it just looks like I have a little brown, thin, soul patch under there.

Very sad.

Not even worth going sleeveless for.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I guess this is the feeling men have when they try to grow a beard and find out they are one of the ones who can't do a decent job of it.

😭😭😭 yes

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 13 points 6 days ago

Same reason most men shave haha

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For whatever it's worth, your comment still challenges me. I know it's a "me" problem to prefer shaven, but...I struggle with it. So, at the very least, please know that you thoroughly confronted me with your womanhood.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

That's all I wanted to do. Thank you

[–] Tore@piefed.world 4 points 4 days ago

I don't know if this is any consolation but I've got a long and bushy beard. I'm so hairy that if I walk naked in the woods people will report big foot sightings.

My armpit hair is still thin, though.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As someone else who doesn't shave the armpit, my experience is similar. Less of a soul patch and more of a threadbare patch of dying grass though.

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[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

FWIW I’m amab and I have a similar soul patch of armpit hair, so you’re at least at parity with a dude. Just the way it be sometimes 😭

I also can’t grow facial hair, but that’s a separate question

[–] li_666@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wonder if it gets thicker as you get older, the way beards do? Beard hair doesn't just start up, it gets thicker over time.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Well I'm 40. I can say ,in general, i seem to be becoming less hairy as I get older.

Hair only grows on front calf parts of my legs now. None on my toes like it used to. I asked around And my lady friends my age and older say they have experienced that too.

My guy friends say they are pretty sure they are getting hairier. Apparently ear hair is a thing they struggle with now.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Front calves are shins but I like it.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I'm a 35yo dude and getting hairier and hairier to a point where I feel like my whole face will be covered in beard hair in a decade, it's ridiculous. Nose and ear hair too, I try to keep up but I keep getting hairs in my ears which itches and tickles and hairs up my nose which is the same. Also very hairy toes, and fingers and top of my feet are getting there, of course armpits, arms and legs are already a lot.
I'd so much rather not have any of this even though I like my beard.
I was the least hairy (other than head) dude I knew until my mid 20s, still have thicker head hair than almost everyone I've known and met, though it's already going grey at an increasing speed but still just as thick.
Beard is odd too as I have every color, texture and amount of curliness that can be. White, blonde, both pale and darker ginger, brown, black, smooth, sandpaper like, straight, wavy, curly, jagged etc.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 5 days ago

Armpit hair grows slower, thinner and more grey with age. Both genders.

Perhaps we associate bushy armpits with older people because they just don't care to remove it for longer periods of time

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RELEASE THE ARMPIT CUT

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I had an egg at breakfast today. It rained earlier, but now it stopped. Put me in the news!

[–] belunos@lemmus.org 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Serious question, how did you have the egg? I'm always wanting over easy, but usually just scramble due to laziness. Could you do like an article on how you made your choice? Could you also cover the time it rained for 2 million years on earth? There's gotta be a great way to integrate the two. Squeak something about how your mam'aw influenced your standing on rain would be fantastic

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

A different thread for ways I like to cook eggs that aren't just scrambled:

Poached/boiled out of shell: Just bring a pot of water (plus some salt and vinegar) to a boil and crack the eggs into it. Use a slotted spoon to make sure they all move in the pot, or it might stick to the bottom. Technically, poaching is done at a temperature below a simmer (so like 70-80 °C), but personally I prefer the texture you get from simmering/boiling them. Everything ends up firmer. There's an art/science to getting the yolk right; IMO perfect is catching it right as it transitions from runny to hard, so it's still kinda gooey but won't just spill out of your sandwich as soon as you break the yolk. Even if you want to keep it at a boil, reduce the heat from max or it will bubble over. You get an egg that is soft but firm, burning is pretty much impossible.

Fried: Heat a pan, add a bit of oil, let it heat up to the point that it evaporates water on contact and add the eggs. Don't stir them or anything. They'll stick to the pan at first, but after they cook for a bit, the bottom should harden up and come loose. If not, just scrape it with a spatula (assuming you aren't using some kind of teflon pan; if you are and have eggs sticking, it's probably a good idea to throw that pan out before you consume any more of that coating that has been coming off into your food). If you add other things to the eggs while they are liquid, they get cooked into the eggs, like solid scrambled eggs. You can cover the pan to help cook the top part quicker, or try flipping the eggs at your own risk. Sunny side up is when you don't flip it (I think?).

Hard boiled: Easy method is to use an electric burner (any other will affect the timing). Put the eggs into a single layer in a pot, then add cold water until the eggs are covered. Add some vinegar to make the shells easier to hable. Then heat to a boil on high heat. Once the pot reaches a rapid boil, turn off the heat and remove the pot from the heat. Set a timer for 15 minutes and once that has passed, move the eggs to an ice bath to stop the cooking. If you do this right (and your local conditions are close enough to mine), you end up with perfectly cooked hard boiled eggs (great for deviled eggs, though I might let it cook a bit longer for egg salad), where the yolk is right at the transition. Stop sooner if you want soft boiled with a runny yolk.

Omlette: whisk eggs with milk, then add to a preheated and oiled wide pan with shallow sides. Then, as it cooks, push back the rim of the egg mixture towards the centre, with the goal of letting all the liquid run to the edges and come in contact with the pan so it cooks. Then, once all the liquid has run to the sides, the hard part: you gotta flip the omelette. Make sure you have enough space vertically, the trick is to swing the pan such that the omelette slides off the back side, though obviously moving mostly vertically. That sliding off is what gives it a bit of torque to flip. But many an omelette has become scrambled eggs at this point. If the flip is successful, add toppings while it cooks, then fold over and serve.

Other tricks:

  • You can often just add an egg to whatever you're cooking. It might affect the texture, but eggs cook very easily, do don't be too concerned about the food safety. I'll poach an egg with ramen I'm cooking (like boiled raman, not the "just add hot water" ones) or add it when I fry it at the end (adds some texture to the noodles).
  • Use (metal) cookie cutters while frying eggs to give them fun or convenient shapes. Like egg mcmuffins use round ones so they easily fit on a sandwich.
  • don't forget to season your eggs. If you're frying them, you can do so as they cook, but poached eggs need it when they are served, otherwise the water just washes it away.
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Breaking: I just realized I have no idea what "over easy" refers to with cooking eggs. I'm curious, but admit that my starting point is "this sounds like a stupid name for a cooking method", so there might be a bit of bias to work with or against if you want to discourage or encourage favour, respectively. Updates will be posted here, should anyone decide this is sufficiently interesting to allow to develop.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Come back to Lemmy @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world

PS: based title OP

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm confused, you aren't the horny poster.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

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Can.... Can I see them?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Since it was important to the director for accuracy, did Margot take the time to grow them out, or might they have used the equivalent of merkins? And if so do such things have a separate name? (Edited for spelling)

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

One of my favorite insults is to call someone a merkin

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

So you had her grow out the hair, you filmed it, and then decided not to include it in the film? Missed opportunity to start a new very specific fetish.

[–] LaoiseFu@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

to appeal to

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Yes, that is a new fetish alright. Never heard of anyone into that before.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

I really feel like I've seen a clip of her from somewhere with hairy armpits, it was cool. I'm not in a strong opinion for or against, completely fine with either and both can be attractive, cool, nice (in both a sexual and non sexual way).

[–] texture@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 58 points 6 days ago (9 children)

It's called a shitpost, mom. All the cool kids are doing it.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

The Wuthering Heights director Emerald Fennell said it was “unfortunate” that a scene showing Margot Robbie’s hairy armpits did not make the final cut, because women in period adaptations are often shown with clean-shaven underarms.

Robbie’s character, Cathy, had “extremely hairy armpits” in the 2026 adaptation of the novel, but “unfortunately the scene that we see them didn’t make it in there”, said the director.

Cathy having unshaven pits “was so important to me”, she said, adding that she often wonders “where are the razors that these women are using?” when watching Jane Austen adaptations.

“They’re all kind of hairless like eels. I’m like: ‘What’s going on? It’s completely mad.’”

I think something pretty normal and understandable that people – who are used to being bombarded by other, very vocal, people's paraphilias online – will immediately and erroneously assume is something sexual.

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[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 4 points 5 days ago

Excellent shitpost lol

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