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[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 3 points 40 minutes ago

I feel like you're allowed to hesistate and still say a "yes" yes, especially since the "threatened and then said yes" is separate on this. It can be complicated and thought over first, no?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 33 points 5 hours ago
[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 hours ago
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah i have some questions about the animal one...

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

ostriches have entered the chat

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Some people think animals can consent, it's just "non-verbal". Best you can get is sometimes you'll have to restrain (or drug) an animal in heat less. In reality, that's like if pedophilia was okay if the child was teen and extremely horny, in reality teens are more often targeted than pre-pubescent kids, and they also groomed with sexual and/or romantic favors.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I used to go to church at this cult and people are weird. There was this kid there (he's okay now but like, we all grow up a little twisted) who was always making jokes about putting peanut butter on his nethers and having his dog lick it off. One day someone must have reported the jokes and that was the last time (thank gods) we heard them, despite months of telling him that was fucked up.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Danger: Please don't give anyone the idea that the only way for men to get lucky with a woman is via murder.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 34 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

murder?? what kind of sick predator do you take me for?

i'm a scavenger thank you

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 points 1 hour ago

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Yeah I got a shovel thank you

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 85 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 40 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Time to crack open a cold one.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A little piece of heaven, you might call it.

[–] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Don't forget the heater

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

No, I don't think I will

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 hours ago

No, no. This is accurate.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested

[–] snowydroopz@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

This man fucks

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like you just don't know how to satisfy 🤷‍♀️

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's a lot less effort to satisfy someone who wishes to be satisfied.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

'Insatiable' = "unable to be satisfied"

It was a play on words

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago

Sorry, I am both too elevated and inebriated to have recognized your wordplay

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

An audible sigh followed by "Fine" or "Sure" = Yes

But the lack of enthusiasm really kills the mood.

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Technically, humans are animals so this basically rules out everything except corpses and sentient plants, fungi, and inanimate objects.

[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 25 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Where my shroom coomers at

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 32 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 10 hours ago

Oooh, them boletes thicc tho!

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Pfft, a simple "Yes" is not exactly enthusiastic consent. I need enthusiastic consent before I even send the first message.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

If it's not "Gee golly willikers, yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!" with stars in her eyes while she's farting rainbows, then it's a no. /s

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Uh, how many hues do you need in your rainbow because I found just the right gal for you except her rainbow is all red and made of blood. She's farting blood.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 1 points 1 hour ago

Give a new meaning to the song "Riders on the storm"

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Eh ... I'm on the fence about "hesitated yes".

If we're to reducto ad absurdum it, exactly how much hesitation turns a yes to a no? In fractions of a second, please.

[–] roux2scour@jlai.lu 18 points 11 hours ago

Id say hesitating yes require a proper confirmation. If the person doesn't look sure to you, ask them ?

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (3 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

But only if the person has consented to it during their life. Some people are now arranging things, so that necrophiles can have one happy moment in their life at least "the proper way", some allegedly going even further and letting their bodies to be preserved for sex purposes. While it makes me go "eww", at least it's not something like parents letting pedophiles to rape their kids, not the animal stuff, etc..

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

That's right, dead tired of not going to Itchy and Scratchy Land

[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

So what does it mean when he says, "That's an extra $150"? Is that a yes?

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Okay, but the line about "bribed" doesn't sit right with me. We doing SWERF stuff now?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Depends on. If it's someone who actually wants to do it, then it's not a bribe. However if someone doesn't want to be a sex worker gets money (or workplace promotion, toys, candies) offered for sex does constitute as bribing.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Bribes are given as a form of coercion, if it's legit sex work than no bribe is given and both parties are consenting. Just giving someone money or good in trade for a service isn't a bribe.

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