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Sock-shoe-pant, sock-shoe-pant
This one right here officer, lock em up!
I'd actually be interested in seeing socks-pants vs pants-socks
I know this is a joke but I still do this when wearing a suit with creased pants. Let's you do up your laces and if you're tucking the shirt you need to undo the trousers anyway. Keeps them looking crisp, at least when it's an event you change into the suit right before.
Shoe, sock, shoe, sock.
Moderator i call for the immediate banning of this member!
I request they be put into a rocket and shot into the sun.
Or...like, never given socks again. This is clearly abuse.
He shoed be dis-membered
You motivated me to finally use the tagging feature. Thanks Shoe Sock
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My socks are in my bedroom and my shoes are by the door because I'm not a savage who tracks shit into my home. Am I supposed to just carry socks around while I get my shit together to go out?
I'm barefoot cause house is where no shoes. I wear socks cause I wear shoes, and for no other reason. Why I would put them on before I'm leaving?
I do sock shoe sock shoe at the gym because I don't want my socks on those grimey floors.
But at home it's sock sock shoe shoe
I do sock shoe sock shoe at the gym because I don’t want my socks on those grimey floors.
See, that's an acceptable circumstance for Sock Shoe Sock Shoe.
Yeah I do the same specifically getting in or out of ski boots in a parking lot.
People who don't wear shoes indoors and keep their floors clean generally put their socks on in their bedroom after they got out of bed and their shoes on in the entryway when they're about to go outside.
You know, people who don't live like animals.
When you live in a very small, uncarpeted apartment, the line between the entryway and the rest of the dwelling becomes fuzzy and permeable.
Y'all wear socks in the house?!
compression socks on right after i get up ◡̈
Yes, because I have hardwood and tile floors. Shit's cold in the winter.
That's what house slippers, thick socks and some good rugs are for. Even if somehow you have a special pair of shoes that you only wear inside and never outside for the obvious hygiene reasons, they are probably bad for your feet compared to walking barefoot.
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Archie Bunker got very upset when he saw his son-in-law doing sock, shoe, sock, shoe. The son's closing argument was along the lines of, "What if we're both halfway done and there's a fire, so we have to run outside? The fire department is spraying water all over. Your feet get soaking wet because you're in your socks. But I have one shoe on, so I can hop and stay dry."
Had to dredge that memory up from the deep archives.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who suddenly remembered All in the Family.
That scene (on YT) is linked elsewhere in the thread.
Mike! That was his name. All I could remember was Meathead lol.
Or, in this case, the Archieves.
Wet or dirty floors invite to completely dress one foot first.
Sock > shoe > sock > shoe > underwear > pants > shirt.
P.S. why does naked except for shoes and socks feel MORE naked then just naked?
It reminds you that the rest of you is naked.
Socks and shoes only gives you the feeling that you're going to go places while naked
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Sock>Shoe>Shoe>Sock
Shoe>Sock>Shoe>Sock
One day, you will.. Your knees will go and it'll just be easier to only change your position twice rather than four times...
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I put my sock inside my shoe and wear them both together in a smooth motion.
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I don't keep my socks and shoes in the same place. So I put socks on in the bedroom, then go downstairs to put on shoes before going out
Well, when I’m sleeping it’s definitely “soooooock shooooooe. sooooooock shooooooe”
Who puts on shoes right after putting on socks in the first place?
People who are putting on socks and shoes to be presentable outside of their house and have been barefoot or in sandals up to this point.
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shock>Shock>Soe>soe
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