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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 11 hours ago
[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Checkmate criminologists

[–] human@slrpnk.net 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That actually did this one lol.

Not urine, but ice, as depicted in... Some spy movie I think?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

IIRC they busted it because the heat and pressure from the gunpowder just blew the ice bullet apart upon firing and I do not recall them doing the thing where they just made it work. I think it could have worked if they used compressed air instead of the normal way a bullet is fired. It at least wouldn't have the heat so maybe.

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

They tried a meat bullet don't think they got it working either. In the movie it was never supposed to work the person firing the ice bullet was being setup his target set the whole thing up to arrange for someone else to be killed and the sniper with the ice bullet would take the blame.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Using a co gun should work. I have an umarex and that thing hits hard, and it's possible an ice bullet may penetrate, but it depends where it's shot at.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Are co guns really that much more gentle on a projectile? I would have thought the force of the expanding gasses would be similar. It's basically just a pressure explosion vs a chemical one, no?

This is why we need mythbusters...

Maybe some YouTuber that was inspired by them can help.

Hell, I'm actually a videographer I shouldn't really need help with that. I'm just not motivated to make big projects for my own sake most of the time. So, If you make an ice bullet and fly me out to you we can be mythbusters lol.

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago

Damn not the pisstol!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

JOHNNY DOLLAR IN...URINE FOR A SURPRISE!

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 5 points 22 hours ago

Loved him in the toilet westerns. A Fist Full of Piss; For a Few Pees More; The Good, the Bad, and the Pissed.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (5 children)

We, uh......we all just going to ignore the fact that he already has a supply of this guys urine?

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

I mean I'm not going to question him. He has a pee bullet.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago

No but he is storing volumes of that fellow's urine properly, and labeling and dating all containers, which get promptly frozen

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

He’s actually the tech at the urinalysis lab, and this guy made an ill-advised gross joke when handing his sample over last time.

It just goes to show, you know?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago

He's the guy's urologist.

[–] PixellatedDave@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago

That really is taking the piss!

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 7 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

All I see when looking at the gunman is Danny DeVito.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

The Penguin?

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Im seeing Kevin from the office

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Aaaand now I'm re-reading it in his voice

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 18 hours ago

"So, anyway, I started pissin'"

[–] Cellari@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I want this kind of a villain. Not because it's smart, but because it is petty.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do we know who the artist is?

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

RobertHack it seems, but idk for sure I barely looked into it: https://www.instagram.com/p/DXQRH5njgA7/

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago

Ok these are awesome. I'm probably gonna buy this dude's book.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Should have used that man's frozen cum.

[–] anzo@programming.dev 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Passional crimes are back!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 19 hours ago

Self mastur-headshot-bated to death was the official cause on the death certificate, but our furry detectives suspect the pearl necklace isn't what it seems ...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember some old movie where the murder weapon was a bullet made of ice. First of all, that shit would melt in seconds. You’d have to load it right next to the freezer and then shoot them right there. Was the casing also made of ice? And like what exactly was this trying to hide? Some bullets won’t create an exit wound so what the difference whether they find the bullet or not? Obviously there’s an entry wound.

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ballistic investigators can use the scratches on bullets to match them to a gun barrel. No bullet, no ballistic evidence.

[–] python@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Just tie a string to the bullet and pull it back out after shooting someone with it, duh

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Gun barrels are mass produced and are all the same... That "science" is a lot like lie detectors, mostly bunk.

https://www.nist.gov/news-events/news/2018/02/how-good-match-it-putting-statistics-forensic-firearms-identification

"But bullets and cartridge cases that are fired from different guns might have similar markings, especially if the guns were consecutively manufactured. This raises the possibility of a false positive match, which can have serious consequences for the accused."

That's double speak for "we manufacture the evidence to fit."

Do they ever fire from a control group? Show me the "striations" on a dozen guns of the same age and use.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago

I feel like the article you linked doesn't support your conclusion, at least for the technique described in the article as an improvement over what people were doing before 2013. Those NIST researchers seemed to conclude that their 3D scan techniques can reduce the false positive rate to very low numbers, even when comparing 9mm rounds fired from consecutively manufactured handguns of the same model. At least if they recover an undamaged bullet that didn't get mangled by the actual shooting.

But yeah, the previous method sounds about as reliable as the My Cousin Vinny expert testimony: maybe getting things down to a range of possible models, but not specifically identifying a specific gun.

Now I kinda wish I had a mythbusters budget for comparing bullet and casing markings to both replicate the NIST study and to just compare whether different manufacturers have very different markings for the same caliber.

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

I wonder if it's something that used to work when guns were less consistently mass-produced

Or maybe it's always been nonsense, never knew that though thanks

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Technically you could get much colder ice if needed but it would be serious effort and I'm not sure what the gain is. It would bewilder the investigators if there's no exit wound AND no bullet I guess.

[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

That's exactly how I wanna die.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The ol' pee gun move. Nice.