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So much for DARE program. (TikTok screencap)

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[–] tooks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I get paid to encourage people to use it at work. I'm a problem, creating more problems to solve my own problems.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] tooks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

To a degree, kinda. Primarily responsible for technology onboarding and training as well as consulting. Subject to whatever the suits want pushed on employees. Been doing it for so long, I can't think of any other work fitting to my current lifestyle (work to live) to know any better. Pays the midlife hell bills, leaving enough for leisure.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago

This is so accurate. And, I had "friends" back in high school, who were very much into meth and very much into sharing.

But every single big meeting at work, is just about AI. it's just a sales pitch, nothing specific. One of the senior managers emails multiple times a week about fake "wins" due to AI. How, because of AI, some random API is now 4x better! (He doesn't know what API is...) When I teams opens up, it's just "AI Bootcamps" plastered everywhere. The intranet homepage, 3 of the 5 things on the carousel is just AI. Multiple "demo days" have just been people showing how they've been fucking around in AI and not doing work.

Someone in mgmt, has made it a goal for more AI usage. Put teams on blast who weren't "using it enough". Fake metrics of how much good code it's generated (with no actual examples of course). And yeah, now they're tracking usage to ensure we get enough AI "touches" a month. They're monitoring our badge-in (due to RTO) and now they're monitoring AI adoption and usage.

But just ignore the massive outsourcing to India/SEA... no need to worry about that.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

"Help! I'm being crushed under a dock!"

The real dangers of pier pressure

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Detla pee is no joke

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago

I'm a software developer and those who use AI are slower than me lmao

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

At least the drugs were fun.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 100 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

I have figured out where my intense dislike of using AI comes from.

My need for control/understanding stuff I create.

I find the idea of giving up knowledge and skills in favor of statistics based chatbot to be repulsive and extremely dangerous.

I am no systems developer, I am an IT guy, I write some Powershell from time to time to automate stuff, I understand the code, if I didn't, I would not run it on prod.

A huge amount of why normal office workers like using AI, in my opinion, is that they never learned how make even simple scripts which would have helped them in a lot of their tasks.

And now they use AI to make a computer kinda guess what they wanted, but with no way to verify the code before running it.

I honestly can't understand why companies/governments/institutions believe that a chatbot is better than a skilled and knowledgable developer.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 30 minutes ago

They don't really understand how they work and get misled by how AI can get to a correct solution (or correct looking one).

Like I was in a meeting where people were presenting their Claude skills (which are just text files describing processes that it can add to the context) and one manager mentioned doing regression testing on added skills to make sure they don't break the functionality of existing ones. From my pov, he was both on the right track but also missing the point entirely because they won't be able to consistently pass regression tests even without new skills. Because something being in the context window only has a chance of affecting the output. If the code being modified has comments that look like instructions, they might override the actual instructions.

Or it might try solving non-existent problems for you. Like a skill I was "developing" for making a particular modification to tests basically just outright said "make a test that inherits from the target test and add these parameters". Dead simple step. First test I use to test it on, I see it's missing one of the arguments. I mention it and the AI says that because of the start of the name being "" and the test didn't target that section, it decided that the argument wasn't necessary, so I had to add instructions to not just add that argument but to not decdide to just leave it out for arbitrary reasons.

I can't say for sure any of the AI tasks I've done saved any time by being AI. But the mental load is lower and they really want us using AI, so I'll keep doing it, but the unreliability is going to cause more problems than it solves in the long run IMO.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

100%

Programming languages are already languages, languages that do exactly what I request, languages which are free/cheap to use, languages which just make sense

Why would I defer that to another language which is imprecise, and which I don't have control over?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 36 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It not being consistent also adds to this.

"Same exact input in same exact situation next time can have completely different output" is just unacceptable in automation.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 40 minutes ago

I feel like a gambler trying to get a big win and 50% of the time digging myself out of a bigger hole.

[–] KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org 12 points 8 hours ago

A huge amount of why normal office workers like using AI, in my opinion, is that they never learned how make even simple scripts which would have helped them in a lot of their tasks.

Most office workers do not have the access rights and programs to run scripts. I know how to write them, but there is no way that local IT would allow me to run python on my work machine.

My need for control/understanding stuff I create

And that is really important from a mental health perspective: People are being held responsible for their work. If something does break that they've built, their boss & coworkers expect that they are able to fix it and that the error will not happen again. If you understand your system, you are able to do that. If you are responsible for some kind of AI-driven house of cards that you do not understand and can't fix, that is really bad. It's triggering some kind of imposter syndrome

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 17 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Um ... NORPs don't use AI to code. They use it to think for them. And mostly they don't think about code.

If you exported your support ticket database and your customer feedback to CSV files, upload that to a chatbot, cross-reference it, ask it the right questions, structure the output, it could tell you everything going right and wrong with your customer base. Backed up with data. And it could do that in like 10 minutes. Instead of weeks of research.

Problem is, you (or whoever reads tickets), are going to miss the details. You won't read that one heartbreaking story. You won't see the success. You'll have an insightful (if you are good with prompts) summary. That's it.

Secondary (or perhaps this is the big one) problem is that the more you let the machine think for you, the less thinking you do. It makes you dumb.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] pmk@piefed.ca 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand half of the acronyms people use these days.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 hours ago

ICA.

(I Completelt Agree)

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 8 points 8 hours ago

Normal Ordinary Responsible Person.
Its not a compliment, but only slightly derogatory, and only if ur a freak like me.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

Fair point, I agree completely.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au -4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Better information control no human to leak it no Hunan in the loop more human labor fungibility its the best

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 11 points 11 hours ago

ikantreadthis

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 61 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

DARE promised me free drugs. What a letdown.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I must be lucky—I’ve run into free drugs heaps of times in my life! It helps having a long phase as an outgoing rave kid.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago* (last edited 23 minutes ago)

Yeah, I look back and think about how I kinda got lucky that they were just the things I was looking for versus some scary shit, but there was a good decade where I got plenty for free. And I'm a dude.

Shit, I'll throw an edit in here. I saw Rusko in Philly (RIP EFactory) and got kicked in the face by a crowd surfer, and I can't stand crowd surfers to begin with. And this girl who was a friend of a friend comes, wipes the blood off my face onto the shirt I have on, and goes in her purse, grabs something, pops it into my mouth, and gives me water. Like some sort of medicine woman. Lemme tell you though, all my ails went away, believe it or not.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 hours ago

This is why I always laughed around Halloween when the news tries to scare people that drugs are being put into candy.

Drug dealers aren't exactly known for just handing out product for free.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Fuk, I'd have just taken the fried eggs. That looked pretty good.
But I got nuthin.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

It was like a commercial for children living in poverty having an at school food program.

This is breakfast. This is your brain on breakfast. Any questions.

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Drugs became way less cool when they switched to the token system.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

Yeah crypto on the dark web is for dorks. You gotta go to the bad part of town with a roll of crumpled dollar bills to meet a guy with a gun. Otherwise the high just isn’t the same.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

And sexy felines.

You lied to me!

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 8 points 11 hours ago

Pawb users are in shambles

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

What DARE program gave you these? I just got a ruler and a t-shirt.

And I think some cop talked to us and passed around a bag of weed.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I use it at my corporate job to do most of my job now. I still get paid the same regardless if i try harder (without any rewards) or submit to burnout and let the standards slip. Fuck em.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

Reminds me of some funny old posts on r/sysadmin of greybeards who had essentially automated their entire jobs and life in perl lol.

Best one was a script that would auto text message his wife he would be coming home late if he still had an active terminal session.

There was a recent post around here or reddit that was about management trying to gauge performance via AI use, and how they had caught on to the token spending tricks people were using, but honestly it doesn't seem that hard to fake around it if it ever came up.

Just throw some agent work at it like codex and watch it burn tokens running grep lol.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 5 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, doesn’t bother me. I’ll just leave it crunching a boring problem while I go away and make a cup of tea or chat some shit.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago

Yea because they are literally threatening to make you homeless and die or use this pedophile mass surveillance bull shit that will literally kill all life on earth

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

I feel about the same amount of pressure honestly, which is to say none.

Both times I’m making choices based on my own observations, the difference being that I wanted to do some drugs because they seemed mostly harmless and fun (they were) and I don’t use any ai stuff because it seems completely useless to me (it is).

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 hours ago

Find us the value for our stockholders, slaves!