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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I have to research before i know which of the clothing shops in a new city has any mens clothes at all. Ratio is ca. 1/4. And then 2/3 is for the business guy body type.

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Me whenever we went into Forever21.

There's either a "guy's rack" or there is no mens clothes at all

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"We have a men's dept."

bath and body works

sigh

...yeah, technically, I guess 🙄

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 107 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Every store I go to now doesn’t have a chair. They all had chairs near the changing room, now not a single store has one.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

They all had chairs near the changing room, now not a single store has one.

you know what? i'm a disabled person who needs to sit. i'm going to start making ADA requests for sitting areas.

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

That’s messed up. Here I am just complaining. I didn’t even think about folks who legit need to sit. I’m so sorry, friend. That sucks.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I blame anti-homeless architecture.
It un-normalized sitting.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Gotta get a folding chair in a sheath you can bust out like fuckin blade.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

i need a back rest though. not a butt rest.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 29 points 1 day ago

Shop till you drop, baybee

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I call them 'men benches' and that's where I'll happily peruse some Lemmy when the missus is shopping

[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Their use to be a large hobby store near me that had a section in a corner near the entrance with a TV, a couple of couches and eat chairs, a pretty good selection of movies, Legos, and a couple of video game consoles. Great place.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought it would be a huge store full of purple and other colors, and then half of one rack in the corner filled with grey, with a sign next to it that says "Fuck You."

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No sign, but there is a plain gray/white t-shirt there in the men's section.

(edit: Oh, and a sock and underwear. This place has everything!)

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There are two clothing stores near me and I still have to go halfway across town to buy any clothing for myself.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

If your partner is interested in your feedback/fashion sense, then Im game. Im not gonna just stand there and go "looks great" on every item for 2 hours.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean I unironically love posting up in a back alley and having a chat with some random smokers/vapers, and I love camping.

Now, I love going shopping with a lady as well, but only if they're honest with themselves and actually give a shit about your fashion sense, as applied to them.

If they're genuinely looking for advice, ideas?

Hell yes, fuck I'd call that a fun date, or at least a part of one.

If they mostly just want you to be there as an affirmation machine?

Byeeeeee~!

[–] cenotaph@piefed.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Affirmation machine/packhorse

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