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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You have discovered homonyms

[–] orenj@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago

Homonyms should not exist, get a new sound. i am the #1 homophobe

Wait, not like that

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This bothers me. I looked it up and it's right, but I want it to be wrong for words that have the same root meaning. It's not like skate (the fish) and skate (the activity). You're an alcoholic because your blood is alcoholic. They're so closely related.

Does this mean every second definition of a word in the dictionary is also a homonym? How different does it need to be?

I hate English.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Does this mean every second definition of a word in the dictionary is also a homonym? How different does it need to be?

"homonym" == "same-name", so, yes by definition. it has the same name as another definition.

[–] icanbrewmushrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You're an alcoholic because your blood is alcoholic.

This is false, that's not what the noun 'alcoholic' means.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Being an alcoholic is a negative trait; a Martini cannot beat his wife in drunken rage.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

#NotAllAlcoholics 🍸

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wine is an alcoholic beverage. Vodka is an alcoholic's beverage.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago

Wine is Not an Emulator

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Wisconsin “alcoholic” is only an adjective.

We don’t have alcoholics in the other sense here, just “professionals”.

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

West Virginia surprised me, Wisconsin didn't

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

You would think that a state with such a high rate of heavy drinking coupled with pretty lenient DUI penalties would be a very dangerous place to drive, and yet Wisconsin ranks 34th (out of 50) for drunk driving deaths per capita.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Wow, look at the contrast between Nevada and its neighboring states Utah & Idaho. Imagine being an alcoholic in Nevada then crossing the border to a soda pop state. "I'm cured!" 🤣

[–] vandsjov@feddit.dk 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When a person is an ass, the word "ass" is a negative stigma. When an animal is an ass, it's just a donkey.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

A person can also have a nice ass

[–] orenj@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

Or my cat, where it gains affectionate connotations

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Context matters. Go figure

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

If you drink enough vodka, your blood becomes alcoholic.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's also nearly impossible to defend alcohol consumption without sounding like an alcoholic.

[–] little_tuptup@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll take a stab at it.

It's a safe drinking supply. That's a big part of why humans drank it for thousands of years.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Sure before modern civilized times when the water supply was filthy with human waste, that's why everyone had to drink alcohol. Because they polluted their own water supply with shit. Glad science figured things out and got us back to drinking water again.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The idea that people drank beer because it was safer than water is a myth. They drank for the exact same reason we do today…you get a buzz. A side benefit was that beer had calories in a drinkable form. The safety of the drink, as in not full of harmful microbes, was an indirect but not primary benefit.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

If the adjective means, "has or pertaining to containing alcohol," then it's simply the chronic condition of a human choosing to be that way that draws the stigma.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

"Damn it, Beer, you're alcoholic!"

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In portuguese, we have a different word for alcoholic person (alcoolatra), which helps avoid this

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And it's got "cool" right in the name!

[–] anakin78z@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One is a noun, the other an adjective, and as such they carry different meanings. For example, someone could eat a tart (baked good) that is not tart (sour).

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Off a tart - pretty freakin' sweet

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dammit DaMonsterKnees, you have Lupis.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

It's never lupus.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No, on the beverage and food, it is a stigma, too.